progress poker – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyNEET Minecraft Server
10k, 30yo, boomer memes, CraftyNeet, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, generation gap, internet culture, Meme culture, meme generation, meme humor, millennial, Minecraft, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal finance, save up, savings, Server, unemployment, young adult, younger than 25
Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!
Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!
But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

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CatRapCancerGrief
annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

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BlockBusterCraft
all-time favorites, BlockBusterCraft, cinema classics, favorite films, Film Critics, film enthusiasts, film suggestions, great movies, highly recommended, movie buffs, movie lovers, movies, must see, must see movies, must watch, must watch films, must watch list, Recommendations, top movie recommendations, Top Picks
Are you tired of boring old movies that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got movie recommendations that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a portal opens up and you’re transported into a world where you can watch movies with your favorite Minecraft characters. Steve and Alex are the ultimate movie critics, giving their stamp of approval on films like “The Ender Dragon Chronicles” and “Zombie Pigmen vs. Skeleton Warriors.”
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive movie screenings in our virtual theater made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine sneaking in to watch his favorite rom-com.
So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our server and experience cinematic masterpieces that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Creeper, oh man!” in no time. Join now for the ultimate movie-watching experience that will leave you saying, “I’d give it a diamond pickaxe out of 10!”

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CraftyNippon Minecraft Server
Asia-Pacific region, bilateral trade, Close ally, CraftyNippon, diplomatic consequences, economic cooperation, economic sanctions, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global partnerships, Indian firms, international relations, international trade agreements, Japan, Minecraft, political pressure, russia, SANCTION, sanctions enforcement, Server, strategic alliances, trade ties
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, diamonds for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. But wait, there’s more! Our mods are like wizards, casting spells to make your builds epic AF.
And get this, our community is like a close ally, just like Japan and India. We’re all about that trade, baby. You wanna join us for some sick trades and alliances? Then hop on this server, where the fun never stops and the memes never end.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell Russia, they might get jealous of all the fun we’re having without them.

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ZombieCraft: Japan Outbreak
Bacterial infection, Contagious disease, Deadly bacteria, Deadly epidemic, Deadly infection, Deadly outbreak, Fast-acting bacteria, Flesh-eating bacteria, Flesh-eating syndrome, health crisis, Infectious Disease, Japan, Japanese outbreak, Life-threatening infection, medical emergency, Necrotizing fasciitis, outbreak, Public health alert, Rapidly spreading disease, Two-day death bacteria, Urgent health warning, ZombieCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where flesh-eating bacteria roam the land, ready to take you out in just two days!
But don’t worry, we’ve got potions and spells to protect you from these deadly bacteria. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to tame them and use them as your own personal army!
Join now for a chance to become the ultimate bacteria warrior and conquer the land with your infectious powers. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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TasteTestTyrant
culinary history, EXECUTION, food allergies, food allergy, food poisoning, food preparation, Food Safety, food testing, historical anecdotes, King’s food taster, medieval chefs, medieval executions, medieval history, medieval punishment, royal chefs, royal court, royal cuisine, royal food tasting, royal kitchens, TasteTestTyrant, unknown allergy
join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.

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DMVPlatesRUs Minecraft Server
Access, Assistance, assistance needed, behind the scenes, Confidential, Connections, connections needed, DMV, DMVPlatesRUs, government agency, help requested, Insider, insider information, license plates, Minecraft, Official, personalized plates, privileges, Request, Server, special favor, special treatment, vehicle registration
Are you tired of driving around with boring old license plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and we’ll hook you up with some custom plates that will make all the other players jealous. We’ve got insiders at the DMV who can get you any design you want, whether it’s a picture of your pet goldfish or a unicorn riding a skateboard. So why settle for plain plates when you can roll up in style on our server? Join now and let the license plate madness begin!

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Crafty Coom/Goon Minecraft Server
animation, Anime, best girl, Character, coom, CoomGoon, Crafty, cute, Fan, Fandom, FANTASY, favourite girl, Goon Piece, harem, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Otome, romance, series, Server, Shoujo, waifu
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing experience you won’t find anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

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BdayBashCraft
BdayBashCraft, Birthday, DAUGHTER, dlc, Friends, Generosity, Gifts, legend of zelda, mario kart 8, nintendo switch, Opinions, overboard, parenting, Shy.., spoiling, super mario odyssey, tears of the kingdom, timid, Zelda Breath of the Wild
So, you think buying your daughter a few video games is spoiling her? Ha! You haven’t seen anything yet! Join our Minecraft server and spoil yourself with endless adventures and fun!
Just like how this dad went overboard with buying his daughter games, we go overboard with providing the best Minecraft experience! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and embark on epic quests that will make you forget all about what “spoiling” even means.
Forget about asking for permission to have fun, just dive right in and join the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs a Nintendo Switch when you can have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

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GazaCraft: Tactical Pause
aid, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, Humanitarian efforts, humanitarian mission, humanitarian relief, international aid, Israeli military, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Palestinian territories, pause, peace negotiations, tactical, tactical pause
LOL, so like this server is so lit that even the Israeli military had to take a break just to join in on the fun! They were all like, “Yo, we gotta chill for a sec so we can build some sick houses and mine some diamonds in this epic server!” And then they were like, “We gotta increase the flow of aid into Gaza so they can join us too and have a blast!”
I mean, if the Israeli military is taking a break just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be off the chain! Join now for a chance to play with soldiers and help build a better world in Minecraft! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon full of rare loot! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let’s make some memories together!

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