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Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	1597
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

c#, Computer Architecture, computer science, computers, Hardware, high performance, Minecraft, multithreading, Parallel, performance optimization, PixelPunch, Programming Languages, Programs, SECURITY, Server, single threads, Software Development, software engineering, Speculative execution, systems language, Technology, Threads

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	4721
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more threads than a grandma’s knitting circle! Forget about high performance single threads, we’ve got multithreading for days! Our server is so secure, even the creepers can’t blow it up thanks to our anti-speculative execution measures.

Join us and witness the magic of programming in C on a whole new level. Our players have mastered the art of making programs use multiple threads like it’s nobody’s business. Say goodbye to boring systems languages and hello to the wild world of parallel programming on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of running multiple threads simultaneously while dodging creepers and building epic structures. Who knew programming could be this fun?

Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

break out of the botnet, command line, copypasta collection, distro, dual boot, fglt, free software, Friendly, games, Gaming, gnu/linux, irc, learn, linux, mailing lists, Minecraft, Previous thread, Programs, Resources, Server, terminal commands, Thread, Tribe, virtual machine, Website

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4041
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	183
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

Accuracy, accurate translation, Communication, Community, controversy, Cultural differences, English, Hologra, hololive, International, Interpretation, japanese, Language, localization, Lost, MISTRANSLATION, muh, Official, Optional, Programs, rules, SUBS, SUPREME, Thoughts, TranslationCraft, translator, turned off

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	68	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	5395
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Runes Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ores Mined:	2810	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BdayBashShutdown

arguments, BdayBashShutdown, birthday celebrations, birthday stress, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, customer service, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, personal boundaries, pet care, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, Stress Management, vet visits

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	868

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with friends (or make new ones)!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your arguments with your significant other. Plus, our virtual vet clinic is always open for walk-ins, so you never have to worry about rude receptionists or awkward encounters.

And don’t worry about offending anyone’s family here – we’re all about having a good time and leaving the drama at the door. So come on in, build a virtual dog park for your furry friends, and let loose on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

BANKRUPTCY, blockbuster, BlockbusterBustsMinecraft, business closures, business failures, ceased to exist, corporate collapses, corporate giants, corporate history, defunct companies, downfall of companies, extinct corporations, failed businesses, forgotten companies, former companies, iconic brands, massive companies, Nostalgia, obsolete businesses, obsolete industries, smp, video rental stores

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2777
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Items Found:	6183
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Dragons Tamed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9856	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	3824	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!