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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8893 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.