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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5325 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?