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BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech

advanced materials, AntiCounterfeit, anticounterfeiting, Authentication, counterfeit prevention, Customizable, develop, disappear, GLOW, GlowCraft, GlowTech, innovation, long-lasting, luminescence, material, Programmed, Protection, researchers, SECURITY, Stages, Technology, tuneable, UV light

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. it’s like this magical place where you can build and craft and do all sorts of crazy stuff. but get this, the coolest part is the anticounterfeiting material we use. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. it glows even after the UV light is gone, like, how cool is that? and get this, you can program it to disappear in stages. it’s like watching a magic show in Minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	1000
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	369410	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crops Grown:	7735
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	133	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!