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mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech

advanced materials, AntiCounterfeit, anticounterfeiting, Authentication, counterfeit prevention, Customizable, develop, disappear, GLOW, GlowCraft, GlowTech, innovation, long-lasting, luminescence, material, Programmed, Protection, researchers, SECURITY, Stages, Technology, tuneable, UV light

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. it’s like this magical place where you can build and craft and do all sorts of crazy stuff. but get this, the coolest part is the anticounterfeiting material we use. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. it glows even after the UV light is gone, like, how cool is that? and get this, you can program it to disappear in stages. it’s like watching a magic show in Minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkrainianNotWhiteMC SMP

cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, FINNISH, heritage, Identity, mixed race, Multiculturalism, Nationality, Race, Russian, Russo-Finnic, slavic, smp, Social Issues, St. Petersburgers, Stereotypes, UkrainianNotWhiteMC, ukrainians, White

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is as white as a purebred Russo-Finnic St. Petersburger? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity! Ukrainians aren’t White like those boring old St. Petersburgers, they bring a whole new level of chaos and fun to the game.

Join us for epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, build your own babushka-themed base, and participate in our annual pierogi-eating contest. Who will come out on top, the borscht-loving Ukrainians or the vodka-drinking Russians? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

CuteCraft BabyNames

adorable, baby boy names, baby girl names, baby names, BabyNames, charming, Creative, creative baby names, cute, CuteCraft, delightful, Imaginative, original, Popular, SWEET, trendy, trendy baby names, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, WHIMSICAL, word names

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Are you tired of boring old baby names like “Emily” or “Michael”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most unique and hilarious baby names you’ve ever seen! Join us and you can name your baby “Creeper” or “Enderman” for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you tell them your baby’s name is “Zombie Pigman”! Plus, rumor has it that babies born on our server have special powers like the ability to summon diamond armor out of thin air. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to baby-naming greatness!

OzAfterHoursIgnore

After Hours, Australia, Australian, Calls, communication boundaries, employee rights, employees, ignore, job satisfaction, labor laws, mental health, Overtime, OzAfterHoursIgnore, productivity, right, Technology usage, work culture, work emails, work-life balance, work-life harmony, workplace rights

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Oi mate, do ya wanna join dis bloody amazin’ Minecraft server where ya can ignore work emails and calls after hours like a true blue Aussie legend?

Picture this: ya mining away in the virtual land, buildin’ ya dream house outta virtual bricks and blocks, when suddenly ya boss tries to hit ya up for some work stuff. But guess what? On dis server, ya can tell ’em to bugger off and keep on craftin’ without a care in the world!

Join now and live the ultimate work-life balance, where ya can escape to a world of endless possibilities and never have to worry ’bout work intrudin’ on ya Minecraft time again. So grab ya pickaxe and come on down, mate!

AbsolutelyTrustworthy Semi-Vanilla LGBT-Friendly Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like Server

AbsolutelyTrustworthy, Anti-Xray, Collaborative, Communication, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, Images, INCLUSIVE, java, Lgbtfriendly, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Spawn, vault hunters, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Server Information

Feature	Details
Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Host Location	North America
Members	350 on server, 550 total

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions in #waitlist-form.

What are the main features of the server?

Focus on community interaction
Whitelist system
Discord to Minecraft chat integration
Simple Voice Chat
Suggestion forums and private ticket system
Diamond economy with no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins
Organized events like Dragon Fights
Mini seasons with custom modpacks

Is Discord membership required?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Can I just join the Discord for chat?

Yes, you can join as a Discord Member if you only want to chat and take breaks from playing on the server.

Are there any images of previous season spawns available?

Yes, you can view images of spawn from previous seasons here.

IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, OC material, Server, Swarm, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Welcome to the most smelly edition of Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join this server, you ask? Well, because we have a special section for indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more. Why settle for mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a VIP section for those who speak any language, because why limit yourself to just one? Plus, we allow shilling of your 499view oshi because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine like a diamond in the rough.

And if you need some entertainment, we have a Wheel of Names, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) so you never forget to send your favorite virtual YouTuber a virtual cake on their special day.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s make some memories and maybe even spawn a few ducks along the way. See you there!

WaveCraft SMP – /wuwa/ – Wacky Wuthering Waves

Android, codes, Community, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, Emote collection, emotes, Events, friends list, Gaming, Ios, Map, Moon’s Grace, Official Twitter Account, redeem codes, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Showcase, smp, strategy, Timeline, Trailer, Turquoise Moonglow, tutorial, Updates, Wacky, WaveCraft, Waves, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves community, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves friends list., Wuthering Waves players, wuwa, Zhezhi

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild world on Wuthering Waves, where the mobs are crazier than ever and the adventures never end!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved when you played the chicken dance emote! It was a sight to behold, and only the bravest of players dared to claim the loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events like the Resonator Showcase, where players can show off their skills and win amazing prizes. And don’t forget about the Weapon Banner, where you can get your hands on the rarest weapons in the game. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Wuthering Waves and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommaCraftDelivery

autism, body image, bullying, Childbirth, delivery room, depression, emotional trauma, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, future planning, grandmother, maternal instincts, MommaCraftDelivery, mother-daughter relationships, parenting decisions, Pregnancy, self love, social anxiety, support system, weight loss

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape all the negativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining the experience.

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity shine and forget about all the unnecessary drama in your life. Plus, we have a strict no-grandma-in-the-delivery-room policy, so you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be free from any unwanted family members trying to steal the spotlight.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a grandma in the delivery room when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers cheering you on instead? Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!

UselessItem Minecraft SMP

clutter, Dust collector, frivolous possession, frivolous purchase, impractical possession, Minecraft, non-functional item, pointless possession, redundant object, smp, superfluous item, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary item, unneeded possession, useless gadget, useless junk, useless knick-knack, useless object, useless ornament, useless souvenir, useless trinket, UselessItem, worthless possession

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most useless object you own could actually be the key to unlocking secret powers and abilities.

Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.

CraftyTwenties

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We offer a virtual therapy session where you can discuss all your quarter-life crisis woes with our friendly in-game therapists. Need to vent about your student loans or existential dread? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dungeon of Adulting,” where players must navigate through challenges like doing taxes and grocery shopping to earn epic loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most financially responsible players can conquer this dungeon.

So why waste your twenties stressing about the future when you can escape to our server and laugh in the face of adulthood? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

accumulation, aging, braincraft, cell biology, cellular aging, DNA insertions, DNA replication, fibroblasts, genetic disorders, genetics, human brain, madness, Mitochondrial, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Molecular biology, mutations, Neurodegeneration, Nuclear, prevalent, somatic, somatic mutations, Time

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Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4189	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	1257	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	8805
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Essential Programmed Minecraft Servers

Server Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join the server?

What are the main features of the server?

Is Discord membership required?

Can I just join the Discord for chat?

Are there any images of previous season spawns available?