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Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	661	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ores Mined:	8436	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7799	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	2239	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7645	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	187

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!