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AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	8203	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Farms Harvested:	526	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimension Hops:	10
Crops Grown:	8099	Buildings Constructed:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Votes:	5696	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

amd ryzen, Beginner, California, Cards, Chaos, club, Community, CPU, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardware, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Join, Lgbt, LGBTQ, MEMBERSHIP, Mods, Optimization, Projects, RAM, San Jose, setup, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!