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TumorScanCraft: Glutamate Prognosis
LOLZ come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we diagnose brain tumours in just 10 minutes with a scan! We also found out dat glutamate is like, super important for tumour prognosis or sumthin. So like, if you wanna save lives and stuff while building epic structures in Minecraft, dis is the place to be! Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs because why not? Join now and be a part of our wacky adventure! -
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- "DocSaysByeMC"
- "8MinDiagnosis"
- "MinecraftMD"
- "Last8MinsMC"
- "DocGives8MC"
- "8MinToCraft"
- "MCDoctorSays"
- "EightMinCraft"
- "MC8MinWarning"
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the excitement never ends! Join us if you want to live life on the edge, just like me when my doctor gave me eight minutes to live. But guess what? I spent those eight minutes building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. And now I’m still here, thriving and ready to take on any challenge this server throws at me.Join us for the thrill of a lifetime, where every block you place could be the difference between life and death (or at least a game over screen). Our community is full of fearless builders, daring adventurers, and maybe even a few doctors who will give you a countdown just for fun.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the face of imminent doom. Who knows, you might just surprise yourself and end up building a masterpiece in those eight minutes too. Let’s do this!
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> Get Meme’d Into Watching Hundreds of “Good” Minecraft SMP Videos
Are you tired of being memed into watching hundreds of “good” anime for people with “good taste”? Do you still believe that DBZ is better than all of them combined? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that DBZ is the ultimate anime, even in the world of Minecraft. Build your own Saiyan fortress, train with Goku himself, and battle against other players in epic anime-inspired PvP battles.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly obsessed with anime and will trade you rare items in exchange for your knowledge of the best anime memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that DBZ will always reign supreme, even in the world of Minecraft!
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WifelessWeddingWoes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.Reasons to join our server: 1. No one will ever tell you that your Minecraft house is “too opinionated” or that you’re “overstepping your bounds” with your building choices. 2. We encourage creativity and unique ideas, so feel free to make your Minecraft world all about YOU. 3. Our community is all about supporting each other, so you’ll never have to attend a Minecraft wedding without your favorite Minecraft partner. 4. Family harmony? Nah, we’re all about chaos and laughter here. Let your blocky hair down and have a blast with us! 5. And most importantly, we don’t believe in blowing things out of proportion. It’s just one blocky day, so why not suck it up and join us for some epic Minecraft fun?
So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!
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LifeChangingMinecraftSMP
Have you ever been minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. But don’t worry, because we have respawned more times than we can count and we’re still kicking!Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling pranks on each other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a regular diamond sword, but shh, don’t tell anyone).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that moment that turns your life into befores and afters (spoiler alert: it’s probably the moment you accidentally set your friend’s house on fire).
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Paycheck Minerz
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where the most useless job that pays really well is…being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, all you have to do is wrangle up those pesky chickens and you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to give you a lift on their scaly back.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to show off to your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer!
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UkraineCraft: Putin’s Backyard Expansion
so this server is like the white house but in minecraft and ukraine can hit russia inside the game like WHAAAAAT. imagine being able to launch missiles from the white house in minecraft and cause chaos in russia, it’s like a virtual world war but with blocks and creepers. join now to be a part of this epic battle and show off your pvp skills while pretending to be a world leader. who needs politics when you have minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again! -
Clap Boost – Louder Every Time
yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the players be louder than a crowd on steroids, man! like, you won’t believe how hyped these peeps get when they see a creeper explode or when they find diamonds. it’s like a never-ending party up in here, fam!we got players who can shout louder than a jet engine, I swear! you gotta join just to witness the madness. it’s like a concert every time someone builds a sick house or defeats the ender dragon. the energy is off the charts, bro!
plus, we got the craziest events like “scream for diamonds” where players have to shout at the top of their lungs to win epic prizes. it’s like a vocal cords workout, dude!
so come on and join us on this wild ride of a server where the players are as loud as a crowd on steroids. you won’t regret it, trust me!