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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.

    there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.

    and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.

    so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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  • DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

    DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!
    join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

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  • CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

    CraftyAssad Minecraft Server
    lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyGenetics

    BlockyGenetics
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.

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  • MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

    MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness
    yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

    we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

    so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

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  • BrainCraftCureless

    BrainCraftCureless
    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

    oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

    so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

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  • TumorTakedown: RCAN2 Revival

    TumorTakedown: RCAN2 Revival
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! firstly, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a dragon named fluffy. if u can defeat fluffy, u get all the treasure!

    also, we have a mini-game where u have to fight off mutant zombies with only a carrot as ur weapon. if u survive for 10 minutes, u get a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command. it’s lit, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of players who dress up as llamas and roam the server causing chaos? it’s wild, man.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself! it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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  • DocCraft Minecraft Server

    DocCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the shocking medical truth that will make you wish you never knew it in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs to create crazy new creatures. Want a pig with wings? How about a zombie that shoots fireballs? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So come join us and uncover the medical truths that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you on our server.

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  • PancreaCraft: Survive & Thrive!

    PancreaCraft: Survive & Thrive!
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the wildest ride of ur life, where u can build, fight, and explore like never before.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine would be jealous. we got custom biomes, insane mobs, and secret dungeons waiting to be conquered. u can team up with ur friends or go solo, the choice is urs.

    but wait, there’s more! we have exclusive events like the annual creeper rodeo, where u can ride a creeper like a bucking bronco. or how about the legendary diamond hunt, where u can win rare loot that will make ur friends green with envy.

    so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the planet. who knows, u might even discover the secret to surviving pancreatic cancer while ur at it. just kidding, but seriously, come join us!

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  • TumorScanCraft: Glutamate Prognosis

    TumorScanCraft: Glutamate Prognosis
    LOLZ come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we diagnose brain tumours in just 10 minutes with a scan! We also found out dat glutamate is like, super important for tumour prognosis or sumthin. So like, if you wanna save lives and stuff while building epic structures in Minecraft, dis is the place to be! Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs because why not? Join now and be a part of our wacky adventure!

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