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DrCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Caffeine, Consumption, Dr. Pepper, DrCraft, Entertainment, fluid intake, Gaming, guilty pleasure, habits, indulgence, late night, Minecraft, nightly routine, pokerogue, Relaxation, Routine, Server, Soda, streaming, twitch, video games, vods

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

doubting elite status, Elite, elite athlete, elite category, elite classification, elite criteria, elite group, elite level, elite level assessment, elite or not, elite performance, elite player, elite player evaluation, elite ranking, elite skills, elite standards, elite status debate, elite talent, EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP, questioning elite status, was he elite

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

PlasticCraftyCeleb

botched surgery, Celebrity, celebrity appearance changes, celebrity before and after, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity news, celebrity plastic surgery disasters, celebrity plastic surgery fails, celebrity plastic surgery regrets, celebrity plastic surgery transformations, celebrity rumors, celebrity scandals, celebrity speculation, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, plastic surgery, Plastic Surgery gone wrong, PlasticCraftyCeleb

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1265
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to witness the wildest plastic surgery transformations since that one celebrity who now looks like a completely different person! Our server is so epic, even the blocks themselves have had a little nip and tuck to look their best. Come play with us and see if you can recognize your favorite Minecraft mobs after their extreme makeovers! Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

Wi-FiWreckersCraft

cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber incident, Cyber Security, cyber terrorism, cyber warfare, digital sabotage, digital warfare, hacker group, HACKING, internet, internet blackout, iran, Iranian government, Israeli hacker group, MIDDLE EAST, network disruption, online sabotage, Technology, Wi-Fi collapse, WiFiWreckersCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got Israeli hacker group causing chaos in Iran with their mad skills yo! Wi-Fi be collapsing left and right cuz these hackers be on fire! Join us for some crazy fun and see if you can survive the chaos! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not?! So come on down and let’s get this party started!

DatelessDudes Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, DatelessDudes, DATING, dating challenges, dating preferences, dating struggles, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	1283	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Farms Harvested:	164

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll be dating are pixelated blocky creatures! But hey, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual girlfriend who looks like a cross between a pig and a cow? Join our server for the chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall head over heels in love with the nearest chicken. Who needs Tinder when you have a poultry matchmaker?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret cave filled with diamonds, gold, and…chocolate? Yes, you heard that right. Legend has it that whoever finds this magical cave will be rewarded with endless riches and a lifetime supply of chocolate bars. So grab your pickaxe and start digging!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a chance to find love, riches, and maybe even a chocolate-covered chicken. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

#revelation, animated, cartoon, Characters, Comic, ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP, discovery, Friends, Frog, funny, Hidden Gem, humor, internet, meme, new, PALS, Pepe, Popular, Surprise, unexpected

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	6	Potions Brewed:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

atypical skill, bizarre claim, eccentric trait, idiosyncratic talent, odd boast, odd skill, offbeat talent, outlandish boast, peculiar accomplishment, peculiar quirk, peculiar strength, quirky skill, strange ability, strange brag, unconventional strength, unconventional talent, unique talent, unusual achievement, weird flex, weird talent, WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6792
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

CraftyGonzalez, Democracy, democracy in Venezuela, democratic process, election results, electoral victory, foreign policy, González, Government, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, opposition candidate, political recognition, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, Server, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, winner

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

Arrests, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, CraftyMaduro, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, protest movement, PROTESTS, repression, social justice, Venezuela, Warning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	159	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!