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WisdomCraft: NeverForget!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Remember, on our Minecraft server, the only wisdom you need is to always carry a diamond sword and never trust a creeper wearing sunglasses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret treasure hunts in the Nether, and a friendly community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous!

SkinnyCraft

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, inspiration, lifestyle changes, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, progress tracking, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, Tips, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because our server will have you shedding those blocky pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with intense workouts like mining for diamonds, sprinting away from creepers, and jumping over lava pits. You’ll be so busy trying to survive, you won’t even realize you’re getting fit! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slimming down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. Join now and get ready to say goodbye to those extra virtual pixels!

HouthisAttackMCServer: LeakinOil

ATTACKED, Conflict, energy security, global economy, Gulf of Oman, Houthis, HouthisAttackMCServer, international relations, iran, leaking oil, LeakinOil, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MV Sounion, oil supply, oil tanker, Saudi Arabia, Strait of Hormuz, Tanker, United States Navy, US

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

hey u! u like minecraft? u like craziness? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes! we have so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like!

picture this: u and ur friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts chasing u! but don’t worry, our admins are always there to save the day and turn that chicken into a disco ball!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats? yep, that’s right! only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the riches inside!

so what are u waiting for? join us on MV Sounion and let the madness begin! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to u in awe!

MissileMayhemMC

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense operations, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, first, intercept, international relations, jets, Military, Military Aircraft, MissileMayhemMC, Missiles, nato, News, Russian, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	2067
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is sending missiles our way”? well, guess what, our server is so lit that we have ukraine’s f-16 jets intercepting those missiles like it’s just another tuesday. join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. who needs peace talks when u can just hop on our server and take down some russian missiles with ur bare hands (well, virtual bare hands, but u get the point). come join the chaos and show russia who’s boss in the most insane way possible. u won’t regret it, promise.

ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Emeralds Found:	4188
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	986
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

Call, cavemen, Civilization, Create, death, diamonds, European, Guide, Install, lol, Mechanics, Mods, Nations, Numbers, process, Resounding Success, rocks, Roleplay, roleplay moment, Rootscraft, sparse food, Survival, TOKEN, Trade, Tribes, tuned-down, voice chat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, compassion, Donations, Empathy, empowerment, equality, female, financial assistance, gender, Generosity, Giving, GoldDiggerGoneWrong, judgment, Kindness, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, subhuman, Support, WOMAN

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	171	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

Communication Issues, diet control, Eating disorders, eating past 8, family conflict, family dynamics, food choices, food restrictions, health concerns, healthy eating habits, kitchen rules, late night snacking, lifestyle choices, meal schedule, meal timing, nutrition, Parent-child relationship, SnackTimeSass, teenage rebellion, unhealthy eating habits, yelling at mom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

Minecraft Migration Mayhem

Agreement, border control, central america, colombia, cooperation, crackdown, deportation, deportation measures, enforcement, immigration, international relations, MAYHEM, migrant crisis, Migration, Minecraft, panama, policy, Regional, route, security measures, south america, U.S

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

BiochipBrainTestCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

We got researchers up in here developing some crazy blood test for brain cancer, using some fancy biochip with electrokinetic technology. They can detect biomarkers and active Epidermal Growth Factor Receptors (EGFRs) like it’s nobody’s business. And guess what? These bad boys are overexpressed in certain cancers like glioblastoma. It’s like science fiction up in here!

But wait, there’s more! We also have extracellular vesicles floating around, just waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of secrets they hold? Maybe they’ll lead you to hidden treasures or secret powers. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of something truly out of this world? Let’s get this party started, baby!