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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4759 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
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Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.
