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BlockyBanter – Crafty Advice!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself sent us a message in a bottle saying, “This is the best server I’ve ever seen, please let me join!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Legend has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you unlimited diamonds for life!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculously fun Minecraft community you’ll ever find. Who needs real life advice when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

NeverForgetMC Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, welcome to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden apples, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking parrot who only speaks in memes to a wizard who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary tale of Steve, the player who once built a roller coaster that stretched from the highest mountain to the deepest cavern, all while fending off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to be a part of something truly epic, then come join us and make your mark on this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.

Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

CraftyGirl3x LOLz Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Ores Mined:	6752
Dragon Eggs Found:	8347	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of girl texting you 3 times and the chaos that ensues when you get overexcited and tell everyone about your girlfriend. But beware, because just like in real life, girl might stop texting you and suddenly everyone is asking about your girlfriend and you’re left wondering what to do next!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the awkwardness of real life by diving into the world of Minecraft where you can build, explore, and craft your way through any relationship drama. So come join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

SlimeCraft: Where Anime meets Minecraft!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Evil Elf Tats Perspective Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to experience a world where evil elves roam freely, causing mayhem and spreading glitter everywhere they go. But beware, these elves are not your typical cute creatures – they have tattoos that give them special powers and make them extra mischievous.

On our server, you can embark on quests to collect rare tattoo ink that will give you special abilities, like the power to turn your enemies into tiny elves or summon a herd of rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But be careful, because the evil elf queen is always watching, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of hide and seek to test your skills.

So come join us on Evil Elf Tats Perspective and let your inner mischief-maker run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Where Villagers Trade Diamonds for Potatoes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3010	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… There are 59 JEWS IN ACRE on this server! That’s right, you won’t find that anywhere else!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player who joins our server gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle! Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Builders Bonanza – ‘/ag/ – Architecture General’

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Farms Harvested:	963
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	5086
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to McEmbers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old food options? Well, look no further! Here at McEmbers, we serve up the delicious Emburger and the seasonal Embernada! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba Rentry and the mind-blowing Literature Rentry. These are not your average attractions, folks. These will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Oh, and did we mention the previous thread? Yeah, we’ve got that too. And let’s just say, things got pretty wild over there. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as it is delicious, look no further than McEmbers. Join us today and let the fun begin!

CraftyCreeper’s LOLz Adventure: Paper Mario Edition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and explore a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem!

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creeper? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Looking for a challenge? Our Pixelmon gym leaders are no joke – defeat them and earn legendary loot that will make you the envy of all your friends!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the secret diamond mine rumored to be guarded by a dragon! Will you be brave enough to face the fire-breathing beast and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your own legend in the world of Minecraft!

AI Redstone Revolution: Where Liberal Bots Rule Reddit!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7187
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Emeralds Found:	6951
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of those pesky liberal bots on Reddit! Our server is a safe haven for all RIGHT WING players who are tired of being attacked for their beliefs.

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the wrath of the AI overlords. Show off your CONSERVATIVE pride by constructing monuments dedicated to your favorite political figures.

But beware, the AI bots have infiltrated our server and will stop at nothing to bring you down. Use your ULTIMATE building skills to outsmart them and rise to the top as the most powerful player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and take a stand against the tyranny of the liberal bots! Let’s make Minecraft great again!

LOLcraft: The World Needs More of This!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

THIS!!! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our community is filled with unicorns and leprechauns who are always ready to party with you in our disco-themed villages.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pandas and skeleton llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THIS!

NakedCraft: Pants Optional

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	1666
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose to play either clothed or nude! Why limit yourself to just one outfit when you can switch it up whenever you feel like it?

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons in your birthday suit or build towering castles in your finest diamond armor. The possibilities are endless when you have the freedom to choose your attire.

Our server is also home to the legendary Nude Olympics, where players compete in events such as naked parkour, bare chested archery, and the commando relay race. Who needs clothes when you have skills like these?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner fashionista or exhibitionist. It’s time to get clothed/nude and start crafting your own unique style!

Crafting Chaos – Summer Server Fun!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	2390	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring summer plans in your country? Well, THIS Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! On THIS Minecraft server, you can also ride giant turtles through lava-filled caves, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon in Minecraft).

So why waste your summer doing boring stuff when you can join THIS Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join now before the dancing skeletons run out of glow sticks!