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FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!

$50 billion support, 50b, Delays, economic sanctions, economic stability, finalizing deal, financial agreement, financial assets, financial support, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, Fun, government officials, growing concern, international relations, negotiations, political tensions, PROFITS, Russian central bank assets, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Ukrainian officials, Unlocking, wary

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	160
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! 🤑💰💸

ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦

we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥

so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰

SisCraft Drama: LC Edition

#bedrest, bil, Business, compassion, Drama, Edition, fertility issues, health, husband, ivf, LC, legal route, miscarriages, Partnership, Pregnancy, PROFITS, SisCraft, sister, stress, unfairness, unfairness of the universe, WIBTA

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t face any unexpected partnership endings like in the real world! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual empire without the fear of betrayal.

Our server is like a virtual IVF specialist, helping you birth amazing creations and conquer new territories. Plus, we have zero tolerance for irresponsible behavior, so you can rest assured that your hard work won’t go to waste.

Don’t let the unfairness of the universe get you down, join our server and let the stress melt away as you explore new worlds and make new friends. And hey, if you need to go LC with your sister in the real world, at least you can still game together on our server!

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be stressing about is how to build the coolest castle. See you in the virtual world!

CoinCraft: From $1k to $43k!

1k, 43k, aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Borrowing, CoinCraft, Communication, Crypto, crypto influencer, friendship, gambling, loyalty, memecoins, Moonshot, Options, Principle, PROFITS, Six Figures, Stock Trading, Trading

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual profits! Join us for a chance to make virtual riches and potentially lose it all in a pixelated gamble. Just like the OP borrowed money from their friend to trade memecoins, you can borrow virtual diamonds to trade with other players and see if you can strike it rich!

But be warned, just like the OP’s friend who found out about the profits and got mad, your in-game friendships may be put to the test when virtual wealth is involved. Will you share your loot with your virtual buddies or keep it all for yourself? The drama and excitement await you on our server!

So come on in and experience the thrill of making virtual profits and dealing with the consequences of your actions. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot like the OP did and cash out big time! Join now for a chance to experience the rollercoaster ride of virtual trading and friendship drama. See you in the game!

BlackChainlinkSMPHeroes

altcoins, Black, BlackChainlinkSMPHeroes, Blockchain, chainlink, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, finance, Holders, Investment, market, MONEY, price action, PROFITS, Rich, Sergey, smart contracts, speculation, Trading, wealth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Sergey to make you rich in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, Sergey is a billionaire who will shower you with diamonds and gold! Join now and watch as Sergey builds a mansion made entirely out of emeralds while riding a diamond-encrusted llama. Who needs real-life wealth when you can have Minecraft riches, am I right? Join now and let Sergey make you rich beyond your wildest dreams!

MineBP Minecraft Server

#sustainability, $7bn, bp, corporate strategy, dividends, ENERGY, Environment, Expansion, Exploration, financial news, Fossil Fuels, global economy, growth, Investment, Investors, MineBP, Minecraft, oil operations, production, PROFITS, Server, shareholders, stock market

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	1132
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AS BIG AS UR MOMMA’S FOOT! WE GONNA HAND OUT $7 BILLION TO PLAYERS DIS YEAR CUZ WE EXPANDIN’ OUR OIL OPERATIONS IN DA GAME! U CAN BE DA RICHEST PLAYER IN DA WHOLE BLOCK WORLD AND HAVE A DIAMOND CASTLE BIGGER THAN DA MOON! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN AND RICHES, U SILLY GOOSE!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

CraftySamsungProfitz1400

1400%, Business, Corporation, CraftySamsungProfitz1400, earnings, electronics, Expectations, Financial, forecast, growth, INCREASE, Investment, jump, market, Performance, PROFITS, samsung, stock, success, Surge, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9402
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SAMSUNG ON STEROIDS, EXPECT PROFITS TO JUMP BY MORE THAN 1,400% WHEN YOU JOIN! WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA. COME JOIN FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND THE LOST CITY OF DIAMONDIA, WHERE THE STREETS ARE LITERALLY PAVED WITH DIAMONDS. DON’T MISS OUT, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE STUCK IN LOSERVILLE FOREVER.

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8009
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

MAGAP Pumped Minecraft Server

advance information, Analysis, Boys, cryptocurrency, Dev, GET IN, growth, hardbody, holding long-term, Investment, MAGAP, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, prediction, PROFITS, Pump, pumped, Server, strategy, Trading, volatility

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Items Found:	7545
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to pump hardbody like never before! Our Dev is a mastermind who is holding long-term for a reason – to make this server the most epic and insane experience you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Join us now and be part of the action before it’s too late! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you on this server. Get ready for a wild ride filled with excitement, fun, and of course, lots of mining and crafting. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join us today and let the madness begin!

JunkCraft: Sneaky Snacks & Booze

#covert tactics, Advertising (Industry), advertising tactics, alcohol industry, Australians’ health, booze, consumer protection, deceptive advertising, deceptive marketing, deceptive practices, Food Industry, health risks, hidden marketing, junk food marketing, JunkCraft, marketing strategies, marketing tactics, PROFITS, public health, SNACKS, sneaky, unethical marketing, unhealthy food industry, unhealthy products

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	1631	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic it’s like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers? well, this server is the place to be! we got so many crazy things happening, it’s like herobrine himself is playing tricks on us!

we got secret junk food marketing tactics hidden all over the server. you never know when you’ll stumble upon a hidden McDonald’s or a sneaky Coca-Cola vending machine. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with fries and soda!

the unhealthy food and alcohol industries are teaming up with the advertising industry to make sure you never run out of snacks while playing. they’re like the evil mobs trying to take over the server, but don’t worry, we’ll fight them off with our enchanted swords and golden apples!

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, who doesn’t want to fight off evil food and drink companies while building epic castles and mining for diamonds? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. come join the madness!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Byakugan, chidori, Crafty, elemental jutsu, Epic, favorite jutsu, Fireball Jutsu, hand signs, Hidden Leaf Village, Jutsu, Manga, Naruto, Narutos, Nine-Tails, ninja, ninja techniques, Ninjas, pixelated, Rasengan, RasenShuriken, Sage Mode, Server, Shadow Clone Jutsu, Sharingan, Shinobi, unite

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

Adventure, attracted, attracted to women, confusion, CraftyQueens, CREEPERS, desire, Exploration, FIX, Identity, intense desire, internal conflict, Join, not attracted to men, personal growth, porn, romantically, romantically attracted, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexually, sexually attracted, suck cock, swallow cum, Therapy, Wild, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

blocks, Country, FRIDAY, Friday feeling, Grateful, lack of motivation, Lazy, LazyCraft, morning, Naps, not feeling like working, procrastination, Relaxation, sleepy, TGIF, thankful, unproductive, weekend anticipation, weekend plans, weekend vibes, work from home, work struggles, work-life balance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Emeralds Found:	6728
Votes:	5125	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2380

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

achievement, boom, BRING, celebration, Champions, Conquerors, Crafty, CREEPERS, First Place, Glory, humor, Lost, McCraftface, Noobs, reminder, sense, success, They won, top spot, triumphant, Victorious, victorious attitude, victorious feeling, victorious moment., victorious spirit, Victory, winners circle, winning streak, winning team

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

CREEPERS, diamonds, FAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, Fabulous, fag, FagCraft, Friend, Girls

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be dead’ in a hilarious twist! Join us for epic adventures and laughs!

Adventures, Anons, build lives together, Bull, Cool, CraftyCreeperz, Dead, dog, Epic, EXCITEMENT, fallout premiere, gtbe, hilarious, Hotel, husband, Join, laughs, love, ltbe, Marriage, married life, Note, quiet time, reasons, relationships, Talking, Twist, wagie job, Wife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Emeralds Found:	7151	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

>be me >finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft >ready to show it off to the world >log into this insane Minecraft server >immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot >he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas >pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy >join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot >we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas >finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether >best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Crafty, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball super broly, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, dragon ball super movie, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Edition, Frieza, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Saiyan, Saiyans, Server, shonen jump, Super, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena!

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. So if you’re looking to get rich quick, this is the place to be.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ForeskinCraft – Where every block is a surprise! Ages 1 and up welcome!

#revelation, Adulthood, age, AGES, anatomy, Awareness, BLOCK, Body, circumcision, discovery, education, ForeskinCraft, foreskins, growth, knowledge, learning, Maturity, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Surprise

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?

So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!

Crafty Squirrel’s Nutty Server: Where the Only Answer is Minecraft!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	459
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Votes:	3787	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server where we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen! Our spawn point is actually the secret government facility known as the “sovl center of Americas” where all the top secret experiments take place. Join us and uncover the mysteries hidden within our virtual world – who knows, you might even stumble upon the cure for zombie pigmen! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, fellow explorer!

YeetCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3789	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna will serenade you with her melodic voice, Millie will make you laugh until you cry, and Reimu will lead you on epic adventures through the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about Nina, who may have graduated from the server but left behind a legacy of epic Twitch streams. Join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos for yourself! And if you’re feeling fancy, check out our Ethyria Essentials for all your virtual needs. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!