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ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2523	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

ProfitCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Market Indicator!

creeper, Decision making, exit strategy, explosions, Financial Planning, fixed dollar amount, INDICATOR, investment decisions, Investment goals, market, market analysis, market volatility, portfolio management, profit maximization, profit percentage, profit potential., profit realization, profit targets, profit-taking, ProfitCraft, risk management, timing the market, trading psychology, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of profit-taking madness! We have a special feature where every time you take profit, a virtual fireworks display goes off in the game. It’s like celebrating your success with a bang!

Forget about boring percentages or fixed dollar amounts, on our server, we use a magical crystal ball to determine the perfect time to take profit. It’s like having a fortune teller guiding your every move!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of profit-taking like never before. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

EST Oshi’s Block Party: Where Creeper hugs are free and diamonds are forever!

6-9 pm, affiliation, BLOCK, chuuba, Community, creeper, diamonds, discovery, Diverse, Engaging, Entertaining, est, Favorite, free, hugs, Interactive, new, Numbers, Oshi, Oshis, Party, Platform, Recommendations, Schedule, sell me, streaming, talent

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	107
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of missing out on all the chuuba action because they stream at inconvenient times? Well, have we got the server for you! Our favorite chuuba is a rare breed who only streams between the hours of 6-9 pm EST because they are actually a vampire chuuba who can only come out at night. Join our server and witness the magic of this nocturnal streamer as they entertain and enchant you with their unique content. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly special. Join now and experience the thrill of the night with our vampire chuuba streamer!

Pixel Booty Paradise: Where Minecraft meets sexy gaming babes!

all ages, Babes, Backlash, big breast women, BOOTY, Censorship, controversial, Creators, double standards, enjoyment, Gamers, Gaming, gaming culture, gender representation, media scrutiny, meets, Minecraft, objectification, Paradise, PIXEL, PS4 era, rapists, Sexy, sexy female characters, Social Justice Warriors, societal norms, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	892
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Star Shards Collected:	271
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the controversial and the outrageous! Remember the good old days when video games had sexy female characters with big breasts? Well, we bring back that nostalgia in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us and unleash your inner gamer rebel as we celebrate all things “controversial” and give a big middle finger to those who try to shame us. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to embrace our love for sexy pixelated characters! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our pixelated paradise. Let’s make gaming great again!

Crafty Desi Gamers: Not Just IT Nerds

career development, coding, Communication, Crafty, Cultural differences, Desi, discrimination, Diversity, Engineering, Gamers, global market, Indians, IT, job market, NERDS, outsourcing, Professionalism, Skills, Software Development, Stereotypes, talent, Technology, work ethic, Workforce

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by Indians in IT who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the tech support stereotype! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero Indian IT guys in sight. Trust us, you won’t find a more diverse group of players anywhere else – unless you count the time we accidentally let a llama run the server for a day. So why wait? Join now and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7802
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Ginko’s Manga Madness Minecraft Server

Adventure, art, Characters, comics, Community, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, FANTASY, Fiction, Ginko, Ginkos, graphic novels, japanese, Literature, madness, Manga, Minecraft, ongoing, Popular, reading, series, Server, storytelling

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a Ginko manga – full of mysterious creatures, strange adventures, and mind-bending twists! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while dodging giant talking mushrooms, or battling creepers that have learned kung fu from a wise old panda. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – just like Ginko never leaves a village without solving their supernatural problems!

LOLcraft: Rest in Pieces

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	8349
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player from 1988 who haunts our server, offering tips and tricks from beyond the grave. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

We have insane mini-games like “Zombie Pig Jousting” where you ride on zombie pigs and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. And don’t forget about our “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump across pools of lava while being chased by flaming chickens!

But the real reason to join our server is the epic PvP battles that happen every night at the haunted castle in the sky. Fight against other players using enchanted weapons and armor, all while dodging fireballs from the ghostly guardians that protect the castle.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream in terror as you explore our crazy world.

KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

Behavior, Beliefs, common, comparison, CREEPERS, culture, customs, demographics, Differences, geography, habits, jokes, KuntCraft, Lifestyle, mom, norms, Population, PRACTICES, Preferences, societal norms, society, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

completionist, DungeonCrawl, final boss, finishing games, game addiction, game challenges, game completion, game endings, game over, Gaming, gaming choices, gaming decisions, gaming dilemmas, gaming habits, gaming struggles, last dungeon, LEVEL, lolz, procrastination, SURVIVE, Thrive, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	1194	Divine Spears Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

Acid, Alternative Medicine, amino asylum, Blockheads, brain function, brain health, Cerebrolysin, cognitive enhancement, cognitive enhancement drugs, cognitive enhancement research, Dihexa, Epobis, Gamers, intranasal, Isrib, mind enhancement, Minecraft, nootropic sources, nootropic supplements, nootropics, peptide sciences, Semax, Server, smart drugs, Tak 653, Trippy, Tropisetron

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mines Excavated:	1736	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

anger, BIGGER….., body acceptance, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body shaming, BootyCraft, butt, comparison, emotional issues, envy, Everyones, Frustration, huge ass, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, Resentment, self esteem, self worth, societal standards, UNFAIR, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!