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ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

ProfitCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Market Indicator!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crops Grown:	5665

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of profit-taking madness! We have a special feature where every time you take profit, a virtual fireworks display goes off in the game. It’s like celebrating your success with a bang!

Forget about boring percentages or fixed dollar amounts, on our server, we use a magical crystal ball to determine the perfect time to take profit. It’s like having a fortune teller guiding your every move!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of profit-taking like never before. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

Minecraft Mayhem: Lycoris LOLz

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Get ready for Season 2 of our Minecraft server, where the pigs have learned how to fly and the creepers have started breakdancing! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies have formed their own boy band.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that whoever finds this cave will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest water slide, where players can ride down on boats while dodging flaming arrows and dodging pesky skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Disco Enderman to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for Season 2 of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Losing is Winning!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	5712
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our insane server where you can experience a 650% increase in fun compared to other servers!

Join us and you’ll be saying, “Wow, 650%! How could I lose?” as you embark on epic quests, battle giant chickens, and build floating castles in the sky!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret unicorn petting zoo, a disco party cave, and a time-traveling hot tub that will take you back to the dinosaur age!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Zionists: Minecraft Madness – WW3 Edition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	1908	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHS, and UNICORNS riding LLAMAS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They traveled to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with a fleece made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a WILD adventure filled with GLITCHES, TREASURES, and SHENANIGANS galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it. LOLZ guaranteed!

Pixel Potatoes: The Spud-tacular Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Enchantments Applied:	114	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Buildings Constructed:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1951

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us at bing.com/create for a wild ride through a virtual world like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant, talking chicken. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty clucky! But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win LEGENDARY loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at bing.com/create for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, wacky world?

Crafty McFixit’s LOLz Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our staff are all trained in the ancient art of building epic castles out of nothing but dirt and determination.

But wait, there’s more! If you join us today, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath. And if that’s not enough, every time you mine a block of diamond, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

LimbusCraft: Where Noobs Meet Pros! #1445

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Mirror Dungeons are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a different dimension! Mirror of the Lake? Mirror of the Wuthering? Who knows what you’ll find in there! – Refraction Railway Line 3 will take you on a wild ride through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad. It’s like a rollercoaster, but in Minecraft! – Want to be part of a crazy extraction mission? Join us as we target the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael. It’s like a Minecraft heist, but with butlers! – And if that’s not enough, we have tie-ins to Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Spoilers galore, baby! – Don’t forget to download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. It’s like Minecraft, but with a twist! – Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates. We’re basically the Kardashians of Minecraft servers. – Need more info on EGO and Sinners? We got you covered with our handy resources. – And if you’re looking for a countdown to the next big event, we’ve got that too. It’s like New Year’s Eve, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty envy: Steve’s epic adventures

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!

Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!

Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!

UnicornCraft: Where Rainbows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the love stories are as wild as the creepers! Join us and witness the most bizarre romances unfold before your eyes.

Picture this: a player receives a hankerchief on Christmas from another player and suddenly falls head over heels for them. But here’s the twist – the object of their affection is a mid-functioning autist who is as mysterious as they come. Will they ever say or do anything interesting? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such DRAMATIC love stories and UNPREDICTABLE relationships? Plus, our community is filled with WACKY characters and CRAZY adventures waiting to happen.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness!

BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!