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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	1712	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ores Mined:	8408	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Funds4MinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	5626	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

SMP_CraftyCorpse: “Why are corporations so useless at R&D Minecraft SMP”

Academia, Apple, Budget, business strategy, collaboration, Competition, Corporations, creativity, efficiency, Groundbreaking Inventions, innovation, intellectual property, Investment, market trends, Minecraft, Polished Versions, product development, Profitability, rd, research and development, smp, SMP_CraftyCorpse, Technology, useless

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5532	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	481
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9195
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

BlockyBets: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to leverage trade in Minecraft!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee that you will become a billionaire overnight with our special leverage trading feature! Forget about mining for diamonds, just use our magical trading system and watch your virtual bank account explode with riches!

Join us and experience the thrill of risking it all with leverage trading. Who needs safety and caution when you can live on the edge and potentially lose everything in the blink of an eye? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your virtual currency, but way more fun!

Don’t listen to the naysayers who say it’s not possible to be profitable with leverage trading. They just haven’t experienced the magic of our server yet. Trust us, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time. Just be prepared for some wild ups and downs along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness of leverage trading take you on a wild ride to financial freedom (or bankruptcy, but let’s not focus on the negatives)!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

#sustainability, Advancements, Communication, convenience, Crafty20XX, Development, Economy, education, efficiency, Entertainment, Environment, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, progress, quality of life, research, social media, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	6334	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5325	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!