profit over art – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCashGrab
audience exploitation, box office, cash grab, Commercial, CraftyCashGrab, film, franchise milking, Hollywood, lack of creativity, low quality., marketing gimmick, money grab, money making, Movie, Pandering, profit over art, profit-driven, profit-driven filmmaking, quick buck, rushed production, studio greed
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

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DreamHouseVetoedLOL
bidding wars, Budget, compromise, deal breaker, disagreement, Dream House, DreamHouseVetoedLOL, first house, Frustration, Hoa, Homeowner, INCONVENIENCE, judgement, Needs, offer, realtor, stress, Tour, veto, vetoed, Wants
Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!
But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!

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ExBlockerCraft
Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, ex, ex-partner, ExBlockerCraft, Exes, getting back together, healthy relationships, letting go, moving on, personal growth, polite rejection, relationship advice, saying no, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care
Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling zombies! Who needs an ex when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us now and say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to endless fun and adventure!

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HamasCraft: AlJazeeraSlayer
Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraSlayer, Conflict, gaza, Hamas commando, HamasCraft, idf, IDF says, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7 massacre, Propaganda, reporter, Slain, Terrorism, Truth, violence, War
OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got al Jazeera reporter turned Hamas commando playin in our world! he be slayin mobs left n right like a boss. he even took part in da epic October 7 massacre event where he single-handedly defeated a hoard of creepers with just a wooden sword. join now to witness the epicness unfold in our crazy server! #minecraftmadness #aljazeeraadventures

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CakeCraftGalore
bathroom, bathroom culture, bathroom humor, CakeCraftGalore, cleaning supplies, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hygiene, odor control, public facilities, public health, public restrooms, restroom fixtures, restroom maintenance, sanitation, sanitation products, taboo, unusual sights, urinal cakes, Women, women’s experiences
join our epic minecraft server where u can explore a world filled with urinal cakes! yes, u heard that right. urinal cakes everywhere. u can build ur own urinal cake kingdom and rule over all the other players. but beware, the urinal cakes have a mind of their own and will attack u if u get too close. it’s a urinal cake apocalypse out there, and only the bravest players will survive. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the urinal cake world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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CheatersCraft: No Conscience Mode
BETRAYAL, CheatersCraft, Cheating, conscience, dishonesty, emotional affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internalized standards, justification, Mode, moral compass, moral disengagement, moral justification., moral reasoning, psychological defense mechanism, rationalization, relationships, right and wrong, self-justification, Trust, unethical behavior
join dis epic minecraft server where u can cheat all u want in romantic relationships cuz moral disengagement is totally cool here!! u can decouple ur actions from internalized standards of right and wrong and act against ur moral compass without a bad conscience!! come join us for some scandalous love triangles and drama-filled relationships in the virtual world of minecraft!! who needs morals when u can have fun cheating and causing chaos?! sign up now and let the drama begin!!

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Avocado Server – where you can fight pixelated dragons and craft questionable items for fun! Join now for a trip of a lifetime!

Avocado, cleric, Craft, Crates, destiny, Diablo, dragons, Fight, final bosses, Fun, Items, Join, Lifetime, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, pixelated, Plugins, Questionable, Quests, Rogue, Server, Silk Touch Spawners, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, trip, Voting, warrior, World of Warcraft

Minecraft Server: Avalon

Server Trailer: Watch Trailer

TikTok: Check out on TikTok

Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and invite others. Will you conquer the Great Evil?

About Avalon:

mmoRPG in its purest form
Combines elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft
Features over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Classes: Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, Marksman
NPC-based Questing, Dungeons, Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Keep Inventory enabled, Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners
Custom Armor & Weapons, Crafting, Pets system, Global Market

Server Features	Description
Warrior	Master the art of combat and become a fierce warrior.
Mage	Harness the power of magic and unleash devastating spells.
Rogue	Strike from the shadows and outmaneuver your enemies.

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server
Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, zurvan
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for a wild ride with our latest patch notes (7.05) that will blow your mind! We’ve added new mobs, crazy weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though).
But wait, there’s more! Join one of our Free Companies and Linkshells for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never be bored with our in-game events like the Moonfire Faire, where you can dance with Moogles and ride chocobos all day long!
And if you’re feeling social, come to our meetups where you can challenge Zurvan to a dance-off, play Mahjong in the Gold Saucer, and maybe even win a prize in our Mahjong Open Tournament. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom… or do, it’s all part of the fun!

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HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition
518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!
Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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New Server IP
MovieDragons Minecraft SMP
boring movie, cinematic endurance, endless movie, extended runtime, film length, long movie, Minecraft, Movie, movie duration, movie fatigue, movie marathon, movie surprise, MovieDragons, never ending, slow pacing, smp, time check, time drag, time flies, time perception, time warp, unexpected duration, unexpected length
Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).

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CrazyCraft!
Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!
Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

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