ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3180	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	752
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ores Mined:	5960
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	541067
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Reps Allowed

Allowed, Brazil, Brazilian law, compliance, court order., Data Protection, internet, judge, judicial decision, law enforcement, Legal, legal obligations, legal proceedings, legal representative, legal requirements, Legal System, online platform, Platform, privacy, refusal, Reps, SuspendCraft, suspends, Technology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

so, like, this server is so lit that even Brazilian judges are getting involved! they suspended X platform because it was too fire for them to handle. they were like, “we can’t handle all this awesomeness, we need a legal representative to deal with it!” but we were like, “nah, we don’t need that, we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting dragons in our Minecraft world.”

join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!

HorseLegsShot-OP

animal care, animal welfare, Animals, broken leg, compassion, Equine, EUTHANASIA, euthanize, health, healthy, Horse, horse health, HorseLegsShotOP, injury, Medical Treatment, Shot, Unfortunate, veterinarian, veterinary care, veterinary medicine, well-being

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild west showdown up in here. if u ain’t careful, u gonna get shot in da leg and then it’s game over for u, partner. but don’t worry, we got healers who can fix u up real nice.

we also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to cluck some heads. join us if u wanna be part of da epic battle between humans and chickens.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? it’s a real thrill ride, but watch out for the flaming zombies who like to hitch a ride.

so come on down to our server, where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. yeehaw!

Lakehead SMP: Come Join our Chill Server Tomorrow – It’s Like Hermitcraft But Fun!

application, Application Process, building, Chill, Community, community-driven, Discord, Farming, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, Join, Lakehead, Minecraft, multiplayer, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, smp, Survival, tight-knit, Tomorrow, video game, virtual world, wheat

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Overview of Lakehead SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla Hermitcraft-like SMP
Theme	Chill and laid-back, focused on fun and community
Launch Date	Launching tomorrow

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by submitting an application through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/R3DFChJRNc
What sets Lakehead SMP apart from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on building a tight-knit community and enjoying the core aspects of Minecraft, rather than just rushing to beat the game.
Will the server stay small and exclusive?	Yes, we aim to keep the server small and tight-knit to provide a more personal and enjoyable experience for our players.

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