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FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition

clean water, developing countries, Edition, fecal contamination, FecalCraft, global health crisis, inadequate infrastructure, lack of access, poor sanitation, public health, safe drinking water, sanitation, Water, water access, water contamination, Water Crisis, water pollution, water quality, water scarcity, water treatment, waterborne diseases, waterborne illnesses., waterborne pathogens, woes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got more water than all dem poorer countries combined, cuz we got a secret source straight from da gods themselves. And get dis, our water ain’t contaminated with no fecal matter, so u can drink up without worryin’ bout gettin’ sick. Join now and be part of da water revolution, where we make sure everyone stays hydrated and poop-free. Don’t be a noob, join us and save da world, one sip at a time!

Hyzex Games

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7298
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Hyzex Games, your ultimate destination for immersive and exciting Minecraft gameplay just for India.We Provide multiple gamemodes like SkyBattle, Bedwars, Survival, BattleRoyal, CPVP and more.. Join Us Now !!

play.hyzexgames.com

Imperium SmokeNSurvival

+18, Adult, Anarchy, battle, Cigarette, Community, Economy, gameplay, Imperium, lit match, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pastime, Relaxed, Server, SmokeNSurvival, Smoky, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Unique, Vanilla, VIBE, virtual, world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Runes Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Join Us:

imperium.secure.pebble.host

Chaos MC: Where griefing is our specialty! Vanilla 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Creative, Discord, Economy, Factions, Griefing, KitPvP, Minigames, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Specialty, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mines Excavated:	2393	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

AnarchyMC Server Overview

Features	Description
Daily Restarts	Server restarts daily for optimal performance.
Rules	No rules on the server, allowing for complete freedom.
Flight	Flight is allowed, unlike many other Anarchy servers.
Land Claims	No land claims, letting players roam freely.
Map Resets	No map resets, allowing for long-term building projects.

AnarchyMC FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the only rule on AnarchyMC?	The only rule is No Doxxing.
What edition of Minecraft does AnarchyMC support?	Java Edition.
What is the server IP for AnarchyMC?	veinMC.mcnetwork.me

AlmondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server will rly activate your almonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust me, your almonds will thank you.

FemCraft SMP: JealousyPotion

body image, comparison, Competition, coping, discrimination, emotions, empowerment, envy, FEMBROWN, FemCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, JealousyPotion, mental health, Mogging, Race, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal standards, Support, white women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	8254
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	3036
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of getting constantly outshined by white women on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no white women allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally shine bright like a diamond without any competition from those pesky white women.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…or should we say, a feathered one? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing whiter than the snow-capped mountains is the teeth of our resident llama dentist. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else!

GF’s House – Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Call, Communication, DATING, Decision making, gf, gfs, guests, House, Ignored Calls, ignoring, kicked out, Minecraft, parents, refusing, rejection, relationship, Server, stay, texts

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5988	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1263
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Buildings Constructed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	101	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of dating drama and unwanted house guests? Come join our Minecraft server where the only arguments you’ll have are over who gets the last diamond! We don’t kick anyone out, unless they try to grief our epic builds. So if you’re looking for a place to escape real-life relationship woes and build your dream world, join us now! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a creeper to keep you company?

CollegeCraftSecrets

aita, BETRAYAL, college application, CollegeCraftSecrets, communication breakdown, consequences, Decision making, dream school, emotional turmoil, friend drama, friendship, ghosting, Guilt, Jealousy, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, opportunity, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, social media

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3935	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of losing friends over college decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care where you applied or got accepted! Join us for a world of blocky fun where nobody judges you based on your educational choices.

Our server is the perfect place to escape drama and make new friends who won’t ghost you over something as silly as college applications. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about that friend who thinks you stole their dream school spot.

So come on, join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and laugh your worries away with us. And remember, on our server, the only thing we judge is your building skills – so get ready to show off your creativity and leave all that real-life drama behind.

NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP

dating advice, dating boundaries, dating deal breakers, dating donts, dating etiquette, dating expectations, dating faux pas, dating guidelines, dating mistakes, dating no-nos, dating pet peeves, dating red flags, dating standards, dating taboos, dating tips, dating turn offs, first date rules, Minecraft, NoFirstDatePvP, relationship boundaries, smp, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	9887
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are always up for a good time.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “TNT Deathmatch” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can test your skills and win epic prizes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BlockParty40

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! By the time you turn 40, you’ll realize that our server has actually been secretly training you for the ultimate quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, which will grant you eternal youth and unlimited pizza for life.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!