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TotallySuspicious – A Vanilla-ish SMP Server for Suspiciously Friendly LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Fans

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	885	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season	12 (Current)

Why Join Us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
No shop plugins, only diamond economy
Organized events such as Dragon Fights

Mini Seasons

Custom modded mini seasons lasting around a month, bridging main seasons. Uses various modpacks based on different themes.

Discord

Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server. Optional “Discord Member” role available for those who just want to chat.

Apply here:

https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

Previous Season Spawn Images

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket.
What is the primary goal of the community?	To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions.
How long do seasons typically last?	5-7 months

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, Discourse, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, exchange, forum, Friction, general thread, ideas, Interaction, Minecraft, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, Server, sharing, Thoughts, Topic, Traction

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

Worst Ending Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	147	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

GiftsCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Competition, discomfort, female friends, friends’ partners, friendship, gift giving, GiftsCraft, male friends, Minecraft, non-romantic gifts, partners uncomfortable, personalized gifts, pressure on relationships, relationships, Server, small gestures, Tension, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, unspoken boundaries

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8839
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we gift diamonds to all our friends, regardless of their relationship status! We believe in spreading love and joy through virtual treasures, just like our friend here who loves giving thoughtful gifts in real life.

Join us for a chance to receive personalized gifts from our generous players, who will shower you with virtual goodies that show they care. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, single or taken, everyone deserves a little Minecraft love!

Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!

SisGriefNoReliefCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	815	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8672
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	8694
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!

On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NonsensicalCraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

CraftyInventors

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	134	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ores Mined:	3022
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).