Professor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Uni Bully Minecraft Server

School Shooter, Support, Professor, dropping out, anxiety

Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky characters and insane stories.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting locked out of buildings or having students take Snapchat photos of you. Instead, you’ll be greeted by friendly players who are always ready to help you out and have a good time. Plus, our English 101 class is taught by a talking llama who is more interested in eating grass than locking doors.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life bullies and hello to a world where anything is possible – even if that means getting chased by a pack of wild chickens or building a giant statue of a potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GilligansTourGuideIsland

castaways, Deserted Island, marooned, Adventure, comedy

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

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CraftyCreeper University

Subject, Expertise, research, higher education, knowledge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

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BlockyScandalCraft

gender discrimination, university scandal, Professor, candidate accusation, political upheaval

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but boring old blocks? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of pure GOLD and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party!

we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing wild llama parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk!

join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the evil professor who is secretly a llama in disguise and is always trying to steal your diamonds!

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CraftyRacismMC Server

Cunt, racism, CONSERVATIVE, Dirt, false accusation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

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Bone Collector vs The Professor Minecraft Server

basketball rivalry, 1v1, Minecraft, street showdown, basketball legends

Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between two Minecraft legends? Join our server and watch as Bone Collector and The Professor, two seasoned players past their primes, finally go head to head in an epic 1v1 battle. The streets are buzzing with anticipation for this matchup – will Bone Collector’s bone-crushing skills prevail, or will The Professor’s intellect and strategy win the day? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and witness history in the making!

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ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

blocked, hairstyle, social media, KIND, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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Momma’s Minecraft Matrimony

outdoor wedding, matrimony, anniversary, financial inconvenience, well off

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her own mother over wedding dates.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you get a message from your mom demanding you change the date of your virtual wedding because she’s off on a honeymoon. Who knew Minecraft could get so intense?

But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and turn it into comedy gold. Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where even the most mundane situations become hilarious adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of family members!

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PaperDue Minecraft Server

essay, total grade, late submission, Finals week, Professor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only deadline you need to worry about is when the creepers start exploding! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own world, where you can turn in your assignments whenever you feel like it!

Forget about due dates and deadlines, because on our server, time is just a concept. Just like how Sam missed her final essay deadline, you can miss all the deadlines you want and still come out on top. Who needs grades when you have diamonds?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun! And remember, it’s not your fault if you forget to turn in your virtual homework – blame it on the lag!

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Peterson’s Pixel Playground: Where Nightmares Come to Life

Nightmares, public figure, Ideology, Thought-provoking, Scared

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jordan Peterson is the ultimate boss battle that you must defeat to claim the title of Minecraft Master! But beware, he is not your average enemy – he’s a terrifying force to be reckoned with.

Join our server if you dare to challenge Jordan Peterson and his army of lobsters. Rumor has it that he can debate you into submission with his intellectual prowess, leaving you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft world.

But fear not, for those who are brave enough to face him will be rewarded with endless diamonds, enchanted armor, and the respect of all the villagers. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the battle of a lifetime on our server – if you’re not too scared, that is.

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