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DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a really cool hat, who knows?).

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Welcome to the madness that is mittagsausgabe Minecraft server!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6721	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	5282	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchantments Applied:	136

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	8909	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7401	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4546	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crops Grown:	2422	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!