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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4436 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 293 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4656 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
