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ProfessionRegret SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Towns Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

WilhelmScreamMCSMP

(Audio), Cinematic, classic, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, film, film industry, funny, Hollywood, humor, iconic, JOKE, Laughter, laughter-inducing, memorable, movie scene, scream, sound effect, Wilhelm scream, WilhelmScreamMCSMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every time you find diamonds, a herd of llamas will rain from the sky and start breakdancing!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wilhelm scream, which randomly plays whenever someone falls into a pit of lava or gets blown up by a creeper. Can you imagine the hilarity of hearing that iconic scream in the middle of a intense PvP battle?

So come join us and experience the chaos and comedy that awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafting Manifestos

abundance, Crafting, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting energy, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting health, manifesting intentions, manifesting love, manifesting manifestations, manifesting mindset, manifesting positivity, manifesting reality, manifesting success, manifesting wealth, Manifestos, positive thinking, Visualization

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re manifesting is a headache from all the try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to manifest a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden carrot of eternal luck.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start manifesting the craziest things you can imagine!

QatarCraft_fun

burial, buried, ceremony, Funeral, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Hamas leader burial, Hamas leader ceremony, Hamas leader Qatar, Ismail Haniyeh, Ismail Haniyeh burial, Ismail Haniyeh ceremony, Ismail Haniyeh funeral, Ismail Haniyeh Qatar, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, Politics, qatar, Qatar burial, QatarCraft_fun

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh buried in Qatar! I know, crazy right? But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can dig up his grave and find hidden treasures like enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that if you find his tombstone, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas. So come on, join the fun and uncover the mysteries of this epic server!

BeatCrafters

Audio engineering, BeatCrafters, Electronic Music, Equipment, Geiger Counter, music accessories, music devices, music gadgets, music gear, music hardware, music instruments, music production, music production equipment, music production tools, music software, music technology, music tools, radiation detection, sound design, studio equipment, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the chickens lay golden eggs. we have a geiger counter for music production so you can make sick beats while mining for diamonds. our creeper army is trained in ballet and will dance for your entertainment. the trees drop candy instead of saplings and the water is made of rainbow juice. come join us for a wild ride of fun and insanity, you won’t regret it!

Seraph’s Wild Adventures of Vanilla+ Java in 1.21 with Fabric!

Adventures, application, Community, dreams, Events, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Integrity, java, Logout, Mature, Mature Players, Memories, player, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server
Server Type	Mature, relaxed
Features	Open nether, upcoming end event, events/contests, commitment to vanilla, trust-based community
Age Requirement	15-16+
Joining	Send a message on Discord to jaylowa

FAQ

What kind of server is Seraph’s Wild?

Seraph’s Wild is a mature and relaxed Minecraft server for players who enjoy a more laid-back gaming experience.

What features does the server offer?

The server has an open nether, with an upcoming end event, regular events and contests, a commitment to vanilla gameplay, and a trust-based community inspired by Hermitcraft.

What is the age requirement for joining the server?

Players must be at least 15-16 years old to join Seraph’s Wild.

How can I join the server?

To join, send a message on Discord to jaylowa. You can also join the Discord server and submit an application in the #-whitelist-app channel.

Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?

Seraph’s Wild offers a community-focused experience where players can shape the world, build securely, and make lasting friendships and memories. The server values maturity, integrity, and a drama-free environment.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debate, anime fans, Anime girl, anime trends, blocktopia, character analysis, character design, controversial, controversy, cute, DB Daima, discussion, Fandom, loli character, Minecraft, new loli, opinion, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the new loli – she’s like a magical unicorn crossed with a rainbow! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners

Bitcoin, Blockchain, crypto enthusiasts, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, finance, financial revolution, haircomb, HaircombCraft, innovation, internet money, Investment, long tail tags, maximalists, miners, Peer-to-peer, prove me wrong, real, smp, Technology, virtual currency

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe that haircomb maximalists are the true rulers of the land! Forget about bitcoin, haircombs are where it’s at. Join us if you want to prove that you’re a true haircomb maximalist and show the world that you can’t be wrong!

Our server is filled with insane stories of haircomb battles, where players duel it out using only their trusty haircombs. You’ll never look at a haircomb the same way again after experiencing the epic battles that take place on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have haircomb crafting competitions, where players compete to create the most stylish and functional haircombs in the game. Who knew that haircombs could be so versatile and exciting?

So if you’re ready to join a server that values haircombs above all else and wants to prove that they are the true currency of the Minecraft world, then come on over and join us. Just remember, once you go haircomb maximalist, you can never go back!

ExCheaterReunionMC

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Confrontation, Deception, emotional turmoil, empowerment, ex-fiancé, ExCheaterReunionMC, Friends, Group Chat, healing, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, relationships, Revenge, Screenshots, self worth, self-care, Trust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6675	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of being betrayed by those closest to you? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to protect yourself from backstabbers, or unleash your wrath on unsuspecting players who dare to cross you. Let out all your pent-up anger and frustration in a safe and fun environment. Plus, we have a group chat feature where you can expose all the shady dealings of your enemies, just like our founder did to her cheating ex-fiance’s “friends”. Join us now and let the revenge games begin!

MoveOnMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, closure after a breakup, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, letting go, mental health, MoveOnMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mines Excavated:	3112	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.

Grocery Hauler Gang

city truck, daily driver, Flatbed, Gang, groceries, grocery, grocery getter, grocery hauler, hauler, Nickname, nickname ideas, pickup truck drivers, practical truck owners, suburban truck, Transportation, truck community, truck customization, truck enthusiasts, truck lifestyle, truck owners, truck usage, urban pickup, Vehicle

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the pickup truck enthusiasts who prefer to use their flatbeds for grocery shopping rather than hauling anything useful! Join us and become a part of the “Grocery Hauler Gang” as we roam the virtual world in our decked-out trucks, filled to the brim with snacks and essentials.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret grocery store dungeon, where players can battle it out with evil shopping carts and oversized produce for epic loot and rewards. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and emerge victorious with a cart full of goodies?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a grocery-hauling hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the weight capacity of your virtual truck). See you on the flip side, fellow grocery warriors!