ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Void Gems Collected:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

apply, building, Chill, classic, Community, CONTENT, Discord, Duces, faces, Fresh, Good Vibes, group, hang out, History, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Simple, Vanilla, whitelist only, Whitelisting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

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Minecraft Server Info

Server Overview:

Server Type:	Vanilla SMP
Whitelist:	Yes
Community:	Established since 2013
Features:	No plugins or mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
Is there an age requirement to join?	We are looking for players 18+.
How can I apply to join?	Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

candace, character banner, character builds, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Farms Harvested:	610	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Xilonen, who forges names with the power of dance, and Chiori, who communicates solely through interpretive dance.

And don’t even get us started on our current weapon banner featuring swords that sing karaoke while you fight. It’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

PixelWifePicsNoPls

body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, culture, double standards, Ego, friendship, hobby, Marriage, PixelWifePicsNoPls, pole dancing, relationships, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, social media, Support, toxic masculinity, validation, Women empowerment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1421	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend’s conspiracy theories about women? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my friend questions women posting pole dancing pics.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as unpredictable as my friend’s mood swings. Who needs drama in real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and leave the Tatey drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgment here, just pure Minecraft madness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so out of this world, it’ll make you forget all about real-life drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SmellyLiker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8879	Animals Bred:	132
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	1980
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the musty scent of dirt blocks? Well, join our wacky SMP where the smell of victory is in the air…literally! Our server is infused with the delightful aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts. Trust us, once you smell it, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies in deciphering the unique scents of our world. So come on, join us and sniff your way to success!

Block Break-Up

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	518	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of your significant other stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting your precious resources stolen by your ex again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion in disguise – find your new Minecraft soulmate here! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless fun and adventure!

LegionCraft: Foreign Officer Fun

Armed Forces, bill, Defense, Foreign, foreign military personnel, foreign nationals, foreign policy, foreign service, foreigners, Fun, Government, International Legion, international relations, LegionCraft, legislation, Military, military service, national defense, OFFICER, Officers, Parliament, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, this server is like, the ukraine of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy bill that lets foreigners be officers in our international legion, like, what even is that? but it’s cool, cuz we’re all about inclusivity and stuff. plus, our officers are like, super cool and will lead you to victory in epic battles against creepers and stuff. join us for a wild ride and be a part of our international legion, cuz why not? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Forgetful Craft [SMP] 1.21.1 – Because we all need a little chaos in our survival adventures!

1.21.1, Adventures, age, Applications, building, Chaos, Community, consideration, Content Creation, Craft, Exploring, forgetful, Fun, Inclusivity, Kindness, Maturity, Minecraft, pixelated, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, Toxicity, vet, Videos, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Votes:	3212
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

DementiaCraft Overview

Server Name	DementiaCraft
Community	Players aged 25 and above
Mission	To cultivate a virtual haven free from toxicity

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join DementiaCraft?	Players must be 25 years old or above to join.
Can I create content on the server?	Content creation is allowed after being an active member for at least 2 months.
How long does it take to process applications?	Due to real-life obligations, it may take a couple of days for the moderators to respond to applications.

Izutsumi’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Math Master Minecraft SMP

algebraic proficiency, arithmetic skills, computational expertise, geometric knowledge, Master, Math, math application, math expertise, math proficiency, math proficiency level, math skills, math usage, math utilization, mathematical competency, mathematical fluency, mathematical knowledge, mathematical understanding, mathematics knowledge, Minecraft, numerical proficiency, numerical understanding, quantitative abilities, quantitative reasoning, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only math you’ll be doing is counting all the diamonds you find!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Just last week, one player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake! And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper started breakdancing in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic math battles that happen every Saturday night. That’s right, instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be battling it out with your fellow players in intense math competitions. From calculus to geometry, we’ve got it all!

So if you’re ready to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a calculator or two!

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