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ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Epic Craft Gate 1.20

4changate, computers, Conspiracy, Craft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, data breach, digital security, Epic, Gate, government surveillance, HACKING, Information Security, internet culture, internet history, internet strangers, Invasion, online communities, online forums, online investigations, online privacy, online threats, privacy concerns

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. I swear, it’s like those internet strangers invaded my computer, but in a good way, you know?

Like, forget about all those other servers, this one is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown. And don’t worry about the feds, they can’t touch us here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the madness. It’s gonna be epic, bro. Just do it!

Late Term Abortion Minecraft SMP

abortion, bodily autonomy, controversial issue, controversial topic, ethical debate, fetus viability, healthcare decision, Late, late stage pregnancy, late term abortion, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, Minecraft, moral dilemma, political controversy, pregnancy termination, pro-choice, reproductive autonomy, reproductive rights, smp, societal norms, term, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits! Looking for a server where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, but be warned – the dragon has been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties mid-fight. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest, where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhyme. Just be careful not to eat too much candy, or you might find yourself in a sugar-induced coma.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts have been known to challenge players to a game of volleyball. Just make sure you bring your own net!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes – even late term abortions. Don’t ask questions, just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

build-out line, Minecraft, Offside, referee professionalism, select league, Server, soccer coaching, soccer game, soccer goals, soccer player, soccer referee, soccer rules, SoccerDadFails, sports etiquette, sports knowledge, sports parenting, sports rules, Sportsmanship, U10 boys, youth sports

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special “build-out line” just like in soccer! As long as you stay behind the line, you can do whatever you want – even if it means scoring goals while the other team screams in confusion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy parents, angry dads, and kids scoring legal goals left and right. Who needs offside rules when you have the build-out line to save the day?

So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to brush up on your Minecraft soccer rules before you join, or you might end up like that angry dad swearing in front of a bunch of pixelated kids. See you on the server!

NoBroXmasAllowed

brother drama, Christmas drama, Communication Issues, cooking conflicts, disabled father, disabled parent, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, gossiping, holiday tensions, household boundaries, household rules, NoBroXmasAllowed, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the epic showdown between a disabled dad, a sassy wife, and a gossiping brother. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense cooking battles you’ve ever seen. Forget MasterChef, this is Minecraft Chef! Watch as our players duke it out over who can make the best virtual food, all while throwing shade like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip!

MineCraftyEmployee

career advancement, communication with supervisor, constructive criticism, coping strategies, emotional well being, employee recognition, feeling unappreciated, job fulfillment, job performance, mental health, MineCraftyEmployee, Positive reinforcement, professional development, seeking feedback, seeking support, self worth, team dynamics, work stress, work-life balance, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Tired of your boss not recognizing your epic redstone creations? Sick of your coworkers not appreciating your pixel art skills? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of being the ultimate block-building superstar! We have a dedicated “Employee of the Month” competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks (not real diamonds, unfortunately). So if you’re feeling unappreciated at work, come join us and show off your building skills to the world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a promotion in our virtual world…or at least a pat on the back from our friendly virtual villagers.

Everdusk

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2664	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	4046
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Everdusk Minecraft Server

Welcome to Everdusk, an immersive economy-based Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless! Build your fortune and rise through the ranks while enjoying a host of exciting features:

Thriving Economy: Buy, sell, and trade in a dynamic player-driven marketplace. Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and rise to greatness. Key Crates: Open crates with special keys for epic rewards. Custom Plugins: Experience unique features that enhance your gameplay. Join Us Today!

Play. Trade. Conquer. Only on Everdusk.

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Nikke’s Realm 1.20

#union raid, alteisen, Android, Ark Mage, awaken, Beat the Gun, black shadow, christmas party, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ice Rose, Ios, Last Girlhood, ludmilla, maiden, maintenance, mica, Missilis, Naga, new players, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, RUN, Scarlet, Snow Buddy, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Vesti, Volume, walk, Winter Owner, Winter Slayer, Zwei

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun and outrageous adventures!

We got ICE DRAGONS, MAIDENS, and even a dude named GUILLOTINE! Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Winter Owners and Snow Buddies? And don’t even get me started on the Black Shadow and Red Hood!

Plus, we got costume passes for days! Beat the Gun, Ark Mage, Last Girlhood – we got it all, baby! And let’s not forget about the codes, like NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY and UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for some LOLZY entertainment and let’s make some memories together! See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

HoHoHo Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Bat, Character, christmas, costume, dream transformation, FANTASY, flying, gift, hohoho, holiday, Magic, Minecraft, red, rouge the bat, Santa Claus, sega, smp, sonic the hedgehog, transformation, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us and you could have the chance to be transformed into your favorite Sonic character, like Rouge the Bat! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, we’re all about that Sonic speed and chaos emeralds here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Santa Claus himself, flying around on his sleigh and granting wishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll even turn you into Rouge the Bat himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and let the adventures begin!

SantaSMPBeliever

BELIEF, Childhood, christmas, discovery, Evidence, folklore, holiday, imagination, jolly, Magic, Myth, north pole, Presents, proof, reindeer, santa, Santa Claus, SantaSMPBeliever, Sleigh, tradition, Wonder

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because Santa is actually a secret admin on the server! I know, crazy right? He flies around on his sleigh giving out diamonds and enchanted gear to all the good players. I mean, who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a diamond block tree in your base, am I right?

But wait, it gets even better. The Easter Bunny is also a mod on the server and he hides special loot chests all over the map. And don’t even get me started on the Tooth Fairy, she trades enchanted books for your extra teeth. I mean, who needs a dentist when you can just trade your teeth for OP gear?

So yeah, if you want to experience the magic of Christmas, Easter, and losing teeth all year round, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.

CraftyChallenges

Challenging, complex, Confusing, CraftyChallenges, deceptive, Difficult, intricate, misleading, not a quick fix, not as easy as it seems, not as simple as it looks, not straightforward, requires attention to detail, requires effort, requires patience, requires practice, requires skill, Tricky

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Love Letters Sent:	9	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and riding on flying pigs to get around. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but the catch is you have to defeat a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon dressed in a tutu to get to it. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your expectations at the door!