ValleyCraft Ascend
1.21, Active, Datapacks, Dedicated, Halo quotes, hermitcraft, Map, metropolis, Migration, Minecraft, Players, professionals, Realm, Season, smp, Terralith, valleycraft, vanilla tweaks, Viva ValleyCraft, Wonders
ValleyCraft Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow gamers! ValleyCraft is back and better than ever. After four long years, the server has risen from the ashes for its grandest season yet. Are you ready to join in on the fun?
Season Osiris is in full swing, with a Terralith world that will blow your mind. We’re updated to 1.21 and waiting for some awesome datapacks and vanilla-tweaks to spice things up even more.
Currently, we have around eighteen players, but we’re looking for more active members to help us turn this world into something truly special. If you’re interested, just drop a comment or shoot a message. Viva ValleyCraft! 🎮🌟
Valleycraft.serv.nu

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New Server IP
CDC Restoration Crew
CDC, CDC website, collaboration, community service, CREW, data recovery, developers, digital restoration, Healthcare, Information Technology, January 20th 2025, pandemic management, professionals, public health, public health crisis, public health professionals, public service, restoration, teamwork, Technology, volunteer, Website Development
come join our epic minecraft server where we have restored the CDC website from before january 20th 2025!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in spreading misinformation and causing chaos in the virtual world! now you can learn about outdated health guidelines and pretend like covid never happened! plus, our team of volunteer professionals will be there to guide you through all the wacky adventures that await you on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s rewrite history together!

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New Server IP
Quarter of the Void 1.20.5
1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones
Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!
Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.
College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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FBItermin8rsMCSMP
band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers
Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.
And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.
Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.
So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

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CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure
40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers
LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.
Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?
So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

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New Server IP
JenoBox
Boxpvp, Clients, Hardcore, JenoBox, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, professionals, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Versions
Server is BOXPVP made by professionals, server is survival, you can join with every versions and clients
JenoBox.endermc.fun:23176

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New Server IP
BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH
AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs
Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.
Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!

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GenderRevealGoneWrong
certain, confirmation, Coworkers, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, gender confirmation, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGoneWrong, genetic tests, Hope, Hospital, Party, professionals, SIL, sister-in-law, suggestion, Ultrasound, uninvited, wrong
Are you tired of boring gender reveal parties where you already know the outcome? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a gender reveal extravaganza like no other.
Imagine this: your SIL is hosting a gender reveal party, but she’s not even sure of the baby’s gender herself. She’s relying on ultrasound photos and the opinions of her coworkers to determine if it’s a boy or a girl. Will it be a boy like everyone thinks, or will it be a surprise twist? Only time will tell!
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic gender reveal in Minecraft history. Will the baby turn out to be a boy, a girl, or maybe even a creeper? Anything is possible on our server!
So come on down and join us for a gender reveal party you’ll never forget. Who needs genetic tests when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

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Crafty Conundrums
funny pranks, funny work stories, industry inside jokes, industry jokes, industry pranks., industry slang, office humor, office jokes, office pranks, practical joke, practical jokes at work, professional humor, professional jokes, professionals, work humor, work jokes, work pranks, workplace humor, workplace pranks
Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

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2 Tomatoes, Mustard, Cheese – The Minecraft Edition for Seasoned Professionals aged 21 and up!
AFKDisplay, aged, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, Cheese, coal to black dye, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks 3×3, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, durability ping, Edition, Fast Leaf Decay, Graves, larger phantoms, Minecraft, Mustard, professionals, Seasoned, smp, tomatoes
2TMC Minecraft Server Overview
Data Packs Fabric Mods Required Fabric Mods
afkdisplayanti enderman griefarmored elytra… armor poseraudioplayercloth config api… armor posercloth config apijust an end anchor…
Server Rules:
1. Be Respectful
2. No griefing, stealing, or cheating
3. Chat is English only
4. Non-Destructive Pranks are allowed
5. Bases must be built 250 blocks away from Spawn
6. No duping except for carpet, rail and tnt
7. No combat logging
8. No hacking or hacked clients
If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application
FAQ
Can I join if I am not 21+?
2TMC is a 21+ community, so we only accept players who are 21 years old and above.
Do I need to have Discord and a mic to join?
Yes, Discord and a mic are required to join the server as we communicate through voice channels.
Are there any specific rules about griefing and stealing?
Yes, we have strict rules against griefing, stealing, and cheating. Non-destructive pranks are allowed, but griefing and stealing are prohibited.
What are the server rules regarding bases and spawn areas?
Bases must be built 250 blocks away from Spawn area, and the Spawn area is designated for a spawn town.
Are there any restrictions on using mods or hacked clients?
No hacking or hacked clients are allowed on the server. Only specific Fabric mods are required to join, and using others without permission is prohibited.
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SisSidedCraft
alone, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotional, family, gas money, Leggings, Manipulation, mental health, misunderstood, one sided, overreacting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, SisSidedCraft, Support, used
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the relationships are anything but one-sided! Unlike OP’s sister, we actually care about each other and put in effort to make sure everyone is having a good time.
Join us for epic beach and boat trips that are never too sandy or boring – unless you’re into that kind of thing, then we can make it happen! Our vacations are always perfect, and our family time is never “to peoplely” because we’re all just a bunch of Minecraft characters anyway.
Need a ride in-game? No problem, we got you covered – and we won’t even ask for gas money! Want to hang out and play Minecraft together? We’ll drop everything and join you, because we’re all about that group bonding time.
And don’t worry about borrowing clothes – we have a strict policy of washing them after use and not taking them to our mom’s house (unless she plays Minecraft too, then she’s totally welcome to join us).
So come join our Minecraft server where the relationships are never one-sided, and the only drama you’ll find is in-game. Plus, we promise not to get angry at you for expressing your feelings – unless you try to tear our virtual family apart, then we might have to have a serious talk. But let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen because we’re all about that Minecraft love and friendship!

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Ego Cucumber SMP
characteristics, comparison, concise description, creativity, Cucumber, Ego, Favorite, funny, Humanity, humans, humor, Insight, long tail tags, Observation, Personality, perspective, quirky, sea cucumbers, smp, tags, Unique
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a bunch of potatoes trying to do the cha-cha slide. It’s absolute madness, I’m talking about chickens riding pigs into battle, creepers throwing parties in the Nether, and villagers selling enchanted diamonds for a single emerald. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and zombies.
You gotta join this server, man. It’s like a rollercoaster made of Jell-O, with llamas as the conductors and pandas as the ticket collectors. The admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into gold. And the players? They’re like a pack of wild wolves, building castles in the sky and riding dragons into the sunset.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure. It’s like a unicorn farting rainbows, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re killer on the dance floor.

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Lil Appendectomy Pizza
Appendectomy, Lil, lilappendectomyburger, lilappendectomyburrito, lilappendectomycereal, lilappendectomychicken, lilappendectomychocolate, lilappendectomycookies, lilappendectomydonuts, lilappendectomyfries, lilappendectomyicecream, lilappendectomytacos, lilconcussioncake, lilconcussioncandy, lilconcussionchips, lilconcussioncookies, lilconcussionpizza, lilpneumoniaburrito, lilpneumoniapancakes, lilpneumoniapasta, lilpneumoniapizza, lilpneumoniapopcorn, pizza
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously. Imagine being known as Lil Appendectomy Pancake – now that’s a rap name that demands respect!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures, where you can build your own kingdom and battle against mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus Golems and the mischievous Creeper Unicorns.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies the legendary Diamond Cheeseburger, said to grant its finder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual fries. Will you be the one to uncover its cheesy secrets?
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just become the next Lil Appendectomy Pancake superstar of the Minecraft world!

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UkraineCraft Server
Alliance, BACKING, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, political stance, Position, Server, solidarity, Stance, Starmer, Statement, Support, support for Ukraine, talks, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy political debate between ukraine, trump, and starmer. like, what even is happening? but don’t worry, because on this server, we settle all our differences with epic build battles and pvp showdowns.
join us and show your support for ukraine by building a giant flag out of diamond blocks, or maybe challenge trump to a duel in the nether. and starmer? well, he’s just there for the banter, but who knows, maybe he’ll surprise us all with his redstone skills.
so come on, join the chaos and madness of our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake at spawn, so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

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EuroCraft: More Blocks, Less Accusations
accusations, Alliance, blocks, commissioner, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EuroCraft, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, nato, pushback, SECURITY, solidarity, Transatlantic, trump, Unity, US
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds.
one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 minutes. it was totally insane, dude.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that never run out of cookies? yeah, you heard me right. COOKIES.
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. we have dance parties every night and everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. it’s wild, man.
so, like, join now before you miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Iron Stealers: Staphy IsdB Capture
bacterial pathogens, bacterial virulence, blood infections, Capture, hemoglobin binding, hemoglobin heme capture, host defense, immune response, infection process, infectious diseases, Iron, iron acquisition, iron theft, IsdB, molecular mechanisms, pathogenic bacteria, protein interactions, Staphy, staphylococcal IsdB, Staphylococcus aureus, Stealers, Time-resolved, X-ray analysis, X-ray solution scattering
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we steal iron from blood like staphylococcus aureus!! we got time-resolved x-ray solution scattering and shiz to unveil the events leading to hemoglobin heme capture by staphylococcal IsdB. it’s like a science experiment but in minecraft!! join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures stealing iron from blood like a pro!!

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Data Packs	Fabric Mods	Required Fabric Mods
afkdisplayanti enderman griefarmored elytra…	armor poseraudioplayercloth config api…	armor posercloth config apijust an end anchor…

Crafted Survival

Adventure, classic, Community Events, crafted, Diamond Economy, Events, Explore, Friendly, Grief Protection, Immersive, one player sleep, Playtime, Plugins, ranks system, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Thrive, Trade, Vanilla, Voting

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Overview:

Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Look no further! Crafted Survival is the perfect blend of vanilla gameplay with a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things exciting.

Features:

Feature	Description
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Enjoy a classic survival experience with helpful plugins.
Land Claiming	Protect your builds from griefers!
Shopping District	Trade and shop with other players with a diamond economy.
Live World Map	Explore the world in real-time.
Ranks System	Earn trust-based ranks by playtime and voting.
One-Player Sleep	No more waiting for everyone to sleep!
Community Events	Participate in fun events hosted by our amazing team!

How to Join:

Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/s5nVPt6vbp

Ready to Survive and Thrive?

Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival. We can’t wait to see you there!

Happy crafting! ⛏️

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, land claiming helps protect builds from griefers.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: Ranks are earned based on playtime and voting.

Q: Are there regular community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events for players to participate in.

Galactic Odyssey 1.20.5
1.20.5, Controversial Decision, digital content creators, disbanded, entertainment industry, fan reactions, Galactic, HoloID, internet personalities, Japanese culture, odyssey, Online Community, Online content creation, online drama, online fandom, online performance, online presence, online streaming, social media influencers, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers
Yo, bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where they’re like “HoloID needs to be disbanded”? Like, what even is that? But listen, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some next level shenanigans.
We got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for a single emerald. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, but in a good way, ya know?
And get this, the admins are like wizards or something, always coming up with new events and challenges to keep you on your toes. Plus, they give out free cookies every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky as a pineapple wearing a top hat, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

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CraftyCulinaryMinecraftServer
awkward situation, Best Friend, CraftyCulinaryMinecraftServer, eating habits, flu risk, food preferences, Food Safety, hand washing hygiene, health concerns, homemade meal, husband’s cooking, lying to friends, meal rejection, new baby, not hungry, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, rejecting food, salad dressing, social etiquette, specialty sauce
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for the most insane adventures and crazy antics you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a mob of dancing zombies who only attack players who can’t bust a move! It was a dance-off for the ages, and let’s just say our player’s flossing skills saved the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret quests, epic battles, and even a talking chicken who gives out the best loot in exchange for corn kernels. And don’t even get me started on the magical unicorns that roam the land, granting wishes to those who can find them.
So come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to wash your hands before logging in – you never know what kind of adventures await!

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New Server IP
ExBlockcation: Kids Edition
Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Divorce, Edition, ex-partner, ExBlockcation, family dynamics, holiday plans, Kids, Manipulation, Négotiation, parenting, Prioritizing, Respect, Scheduling, show tickets, sports competition, summer vacation, vacation
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with an ex who puts work over their own kids? Look no further, join our server and escape the drama of co-parenting with a man who thinks a poolside vacation is more important than his daughter’s sports competition!
Our server is filled with players who know the importance of family and won’t guilt trip you into changing your plans just to accommodate their last-minute holiday bookings. We’ve got a community of supportive players who will have your back when your ex tries to bully you into giving up your show tickets for his convenience.
So, if you want a break from real-life drama and enjoy building virtual worlds with like-minded players, join our server now! Who needs a resort in the Med when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Plus, we promise no one will ever prioritize work over spending time with their kids on our server!

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professionals

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Can I join if I am not 21+?

Do I need to have Discord and a mic to join?

Are there any specific rules about griefing and stealing?

What are the server rules regarding bases and spawn areas?

Are there any restrictions on using mods or hacked clients?