Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP
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BlockyFamReject
Because who wants to work at a job where your coworkers are constantly trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your house with TNT? Join our Minecraft server instead, where we’re not just a family – we’re a dysfunctional, chaotic, and hilarious mess of players who will make you question your sanity and your life choices. From epic pranks to wild treasure hunts, you never know what to expect on our server. Plus, our resident creeper whisperer can actually communicate with the creepers and convince them not to explode (most of the time). So say goodbye to boring interviews and hello to a world of madness and mayhem on our server.
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BlockyNSFWLand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉
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Service Masters
join this minecraft server and be the best doctor in the world! you will heal players with your magical powers and they will never want to leave your side! you will be worshipped like a god and have a whole army of players following you around, begging for your healing touch. come join us and experience the ultimate power trip as the most amazing doctor in minecraft history!
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CraftyFoodies Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the food is better than that soggy, bland, burnt mess you got from Doordash! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are jealous.Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back, unlike that rude restaurant owner.
Don’t let bad food reviews get you down, join our server and feast on the most delicious virtual treats you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admins are so awesome, they’ll never roast you like that sassy owner did.
So come on, don’t “swollen the food” like that owner accused you of, join our server and let’s show him what real respect looks like. We’ve been in the Minecraft business for over thirty years (okay, maybe not really), so you know you’re in good hands. See you in the game!
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CapsLockCraft
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE!JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!
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AutisticCraft: No Excuses!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?
Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?
Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
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MineCrafty Motto Server
Join our Minecraft server and your motto will be “Work hard, play harder!” Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while riding a flying pig and battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made entirely out of cake or tame a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
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TattooedTechTroubles
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as a broken AC unit? Look no further! Our server is like that technician who keeps coming back to fix your AC, except we actually deliver on our promises…eventually.Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time the technician showed up with questionable tattoos. But don’t worry, our server is a tattoo-free zone (unless you count the pixel art tattoos on our characters).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of waiting for repairs that never quite work out, all while questioning your technician’s life choices? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of drama.
Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the AC repair community). Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.
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OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.