Professionalism Minecraft Servers

Professionalism

  • Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

    Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.

    Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?

    So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BackScratchers Minecraft Server

    BackScratchers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

    Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

    With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dust Settled Minecraft Server

    Dust Settled Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of office politics and backstabbing coworkers.

    Fauna, our resident troublemaker, has been stirring up trouble left and right, spreading rumors and trying to sabotage her hardworking colleagues’ careers. But fear not, for our players are not ones to be messed with. They quickly set the record straight and put Fauna in her place.

    Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of drama. Who was in the wrong? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues on our Minecraft server. So come on in and let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Accent All Day Minecraft Server

    Accent All Day Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

    Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

    Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

    Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

    BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

    Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

    CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

    Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

    So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JavaCraftyLandscapes

    JavaCraftyLandscapes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

    Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyShowerBabysitBan

    BabyShowerBabysitBan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

    Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

    Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

    LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

    ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Elon Musk fantasies! Imagine building rockets and sending them to Mars, all while dodging angry aliens and space pirates. Or maybe you’d prefer to create your own fleet of Tesla cars and race them around the map, leaving your competitors in the dust (literally).

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

    PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

    we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

    our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

    so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MC month

    MC month

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Luna MC, the ultimate survival experience with a unique twist! Dive into a world where survival isn’t just about building and mining—it’s about progression, exploration, and challenging yourself. Luna MC features a dynamic quest system, custom ranks, and exciting rewards, making every adventure feel fresh. Complete tasks, battle dangerous mobs, and collect rare items to unlock new ranks, cosmetics, and in-game boosts. With a custom hub offering loot boxes and special features, Luna MC ensures a one-of-a-kind survival experience for every player. Join us and discover a world where your journey is just beginning!

    play.luna-mc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurvivalSMP

    SurvivalSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

    65.110.45.55:25581

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The VanillaBox server provides players with the opportunity to experience the classic Minecraft survival experience, enriched with small but useful additions that are designed to make the gameplay more exciting and varied.

    Key Features:

    1. Classic Survival: Play survival mode with basic Minecraft mechanics, including resource gathering, tool making, building, and cooperating with other players.

    2. Improved mechanics:

    • Private regions: Each player who enters the server receives a free private block (copper ore block) with a radius of 24 blocks. This block will privatize the territory for 24 blocks in all directions, the height of the private is not limited in any way. In addition, you can purchase additional private blocks with radii of 32 and 64 by contacting the “Buyer” at spawn. Each player has the ability to install up to 4 private blocks, including additional ones, and with a “boost” subscription this number increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Respawn Points: By setting /sethome or right-clicking on a bed, players can spend less time moving around the map. With a boost subscription, the number of available points also increases. The number itself depends on the type of subscription.

    • Random Teleportation: Players can use the /rtp command to randomly teleport or request to be teleported to other players using the /tpa and /call commands.

    • Warp Creation: Players with a Megabooster subscription and above have the ability to create warps (/warp create). A fee of 20,000 coins is charged for maintaining a warp each month.

    • Magic Shop: There is a “Magic Shop” at spawn where players can purchase the ability to fly in their regions for 20,000 coins.

    • Creating clans: the player can join existing clans on the server, or create his own by paying 100,000 coins. While in a clan, the player does not have the ability to switch the pvp mode to “peaceful”, but he gets an additional 200 coins to his salary and a clan house point.

    3. Economy and trade:

    • Trading at the bazaar: Players can convert their resources into game currency by selling resources to other players. At spawn, you can rent a merchant for 7 days and put your resources up for sale. The rent can be extended up to a month. If the merchant’s inventory is missing goods, the player will lose him after 24 hours. With this trading scheme, it is worth considering that when selling, the server takes 5% of the final price of the goods for itself, the remaining 95% is automatically credited to the player’s account. During the rental of a merchant, the player can change his name, appearance and goods on the display case. It is also possible to sell the merchant prematurely. It is worth considering that the number of such merchants at spawn is limited.

    • Auction: This method of trading is perfect for players who have not yet acquired a trader at the bazaar. At the auction, you can buy goods from other players and also put up your own. The player can choose the item to sell and its price. Each player has 30 slots for sale. The item put up will be available for purchase for three days, then it is sent to the collection box, from where you can pick up your items. The sales tax, in this case, will be 20%.

    • Passive income: Each player receives a basic salary of 50 coins, the payment occurs every 30 minutes of being on the server. When linking a discord account to an account on the server (/ discord link), payments will increase to 150 coins. With activity in the chats of the discord server, the salary amount can increase to 300 coins. Also, being in a clan gives the player the opportunity to receive an additional 200 coins. The installed voice chat on the server also adds an additional 200 coins to the basic payments. When purchasing a boost subscription, the amount increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Fishing: There is a fisherman at spawn to whom you can sell the fish you catch.

    • Fence: NPC located on the first floor of the bazaar. You can sell some game resources to him.

    mc.vanilla-box.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sharkcicle SMP 🦈

    Join the Adventure—A Never-Reset, Community-Driven Minecraft Server

    https://discord.gg/WT6DxjQ7

    Features
    Thriving, Friendly Community: For nearly 3 years, Sharkcicle SMP has fostered a welcoming, helpful, and hilarious player base. Hang out with 5–20 players daily in a laid-back, Hermitcraft-style environment.
    Unique Plugins: Enjoy warps for fast travel, player heads, armor stand manipulation, grief and theft prevention, and more. Come discover our range of fun features!
    Custom Resource Packs: Add your own 3D models like hats and weapons. Plus, we use seasonal packs to bring fall and winter vibes to the server.
    Creative Districts: Explore player-built districts like Shopping, Industrial, and Entertainment. Spend diamonds in shops or create your own town in our dynamic world.
    Epic Towns & Lore: Build and role-play in towns like Grimhorn, Vidalia, and Emberforge—part of the united countries of Grimaldia. Our fun, lighthearted lore makes every build unique.
    Events & Challenges: Participate in exciting events like No Fly February, scavenger hunts, and server-wide hangouts. Compete, collaborate, and create unforgettable memories.
    Whitelist-Only, No Resets: Play in a safe, grief-protected world where you can build anywhere (just avoid others’ land). We never reset, so your work is here to stay.
    Inclusive & Fair: We welcome everyone—just don’t be a jerk! Our mod team is here to help and ensures everyone has a great time.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided and following the instructions on our Discord channel.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to create your own towns and join in the role-playing experience on Sharkcicle SMP.

    Q: Is there any age requirement to join?

    A: While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to behave in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who will show you around our magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about battling a dragon with a sword made of bacon? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Llama King, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the evil zombie overlords to a dance-off for ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP