Professionalism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

distractions, staying professional, smp, embarrassing moments, managing emotions

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.

Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?

So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!

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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Manager, consequences, Accountability, BlockBuddies, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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BackScratchers Minecraft Server

clarification, Minecraft, Workplace, Conflict Resolution, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

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Dust Settled Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Drama, dust, inflammatory, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of office politics and backstabbing coworkers.

Fauna, our resident troublemaker, has been stirring up trouble left and right, spreading rumors and trying to sabotage her hardworking colleagues’ careers. But fear not, for our players are not ones to be messed with. They quickly set the record straight and put Fauna in her place.

Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of drama. Who was in the wrong? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues on our Minecraft server. So come on in and let the games begin!

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Accent All Day Minecraft Server

PHONES, Actors, accent, Day, Performance

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

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Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

admitting., virtual idols, indies, sophism, lack of professionalism

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

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Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

NERDS, workplace culture, cool nerds, Cool, tech workers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

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BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

personal number, Boundaries, Server, career move, Professionalism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Honesty, Haircut, straight razor, Client, Standard

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

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JavaCraftyLandscapes

coffee, customer service, service industry, annoyance, Expectations

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

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