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  • WeedFreeZoneCraft

    WeedFreeZoneCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our players is the level of fun we have! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).

    But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!

    So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • ChefSnitchCraft

    ChefSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of chefs stealing all the good food from the restaurant kitchen? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where chefs can’t steal your precious resources because, well, they’re virtual and not edible.

    On our server, you can build your own restaurant and cook up all the frutti di mari pizza and sea bream you want without any sneaky chefs trying to take it home. Plus, you can even catch them in the act and banish them to the Nether realm for their thievery!

    So come join us and let’s create a world where chefs can’t get away with their food-stealing antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time?

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  • DiaryDramaCraft

    DiaryDramaCraft
    Are you tired of teachers snooping around in your child’s personal belongings? Join our Minecraft server where teachers are banned from reading diaries and criticizing your child’s choice of words! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how many rude words they use in their diaries. Plus, we have a special “diary protection” plugin to ensure that your child’s personal thoughts are kept private at all times. So come join us and let your child express themselves freely without fear of teacher interference! Join now and say goodbye to nosy teachers once and for all!

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  • CoworkerClash Minecraft Server

    CoworkerClash Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where disappearing acts are not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a magical experience where you can vanish into thin air just like Jess from the cinema.

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly disappearing for 5-10 minutes at a time, only to return with a snap story post of your epic adventure in the toilet. Our server is perfect for those who love a good disappearing act and want to keep their coworkers guessing.

    But beware, if you report any disappearing shenanigans to the manager, you may end up in a virtual probation battle with your fellow players. Will you be the hero who saves the server from disappearing chaos, or will you join Jess in her epic quest for the ultimate disappearing act?

    Join us now and let the disappearing madness begin!

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  • ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

    ThrowCraft: Patient Edition
    Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

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  • SassyCraft Minecraft Server

    SassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting served by angry customers again! Join us and escape the drama of real life bartending by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bar and serve drinks to pixelated patrons who will never complain about slow service or empty glasses. Plus, if anyone tries to leave without paying, you can just ban them from the server – problem solved!

    But beware, just like in real life, there may be some misunderstandings and conflicts with other players. So if you ever find yourself in a virtual parking lot confrontation, just remember to keep your cool and don’t follow them out there – unless you want to start a Minecraft brawl!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your bar (and maybe the occasional angry customer). Let’s block and roll!

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  • JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!

    JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

    also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.

    but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).

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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • BackScratchers Minecraft Server

    BackScratchers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

    Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

    With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

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  • BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

    BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

    Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

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