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YapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Dragon Eggs Found:	8203	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of listening to lectures that make you question your own existence? Do you want to escape the never-ending speeches about socialism and communism? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the days of being compared to a calculator by your girlfriend.

On our server, you can build your own world where talking is optional and the only lectures you’ll hear are from the friendly villagers (who surprisingly know a lot about physics and finance). Say goodbye to the days of being called an asshole for making harmless jokes and hello to a community where everyone appreciates a good sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild without the fear of being lectured for hours on end. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who prefers building castles over giving speeches!

HeroFailsMC SMP

best, cautionary tale, Celebrity, Disappointment, disillusionment, encounter, Expectations, Experience, FAMOUS, Fan, Heroes, HeroFailsMC, Idol, lesson learned, letdown, Meet, Meeting, personal anecdote, regret, smp, Story, WORST

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	2781	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

NoDirtNoDiamonds

individual rule, life guideline, life mantra, life motto, life principle, NoDirtNoDiamonds, personal belief, personal code, personal guideline, personal mantra, personal motto, personal philosophy, personal principle, personal rule, personal standard, rule in life, self-imposed rule, self-made rule, unique rule

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crops Grown:	7108
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	2677	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Dreamy Face Mine

at least, dream analysis, dreams, dreamy, face, familiar faces in dreams, long tail tags: dream interpretation, Once, recurring dreams, seen, subconscious thoughts

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1797	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Star Shards Collected:	136

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, cocks, desire, dirty talk, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, gooning, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, role-play, seduction, Server, sexual fantasy, sister, sisters, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2931	Magic Items Found:	8486
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1746	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

AwkwardAF, bizarre actions, bizarre tendencies, eccentric behavior, embarrassing actions, family reactions, Minecraft, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish actions, peculiar habits, peculiar mannerisms, quirky behavior, quirky tendencies, smp, strange habits, strange quirks, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird actions, weird behavior, weird tendencies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Towns Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	396	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

child rearing, cognitive development., Communication, developmental psychology, emotional intelligence, experimental psychology, generation, group dynamics, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, ISOLATION, KidzCraft, language acquisition, language development, mental health, nature vs nurture, psychological effects, SILENT, social development, social experiment, social isolation, Social Skills, socialization

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crops Grown:	5665	Enchantments Applied:	208
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!