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RapistBlockerMC

Broadcasting (Industry), Canadian broadcasters, child rapist, controversial, criminal history, ethical journalism, journalism ethics, legal implications, media censorship, media coverage, media ethics, moral responsibility, News Reporting, Olympic volleyball, professional standards, public outrage, RapistBlockerMC, refused to call, sexual abuse, Social Impact, sports news

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8092	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground volleyball court where we host matches with Olympic athletes who are also child rapists apparently. Canadian broadcasters are too scared to even mention it, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, we have diamond armor for all players and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

BlockyHR: NSFW Worker Woes

BlockyHR, company policies, employee behavior, employee discipline, employee misconduct, employee relations, Harassment, HR management, human Resources, inappropriate conduct, investigation, NSFW, NSFW complaints, professional standards, sexual misconduct, woes, worker, workers, workplace behavior, workplace complaints, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, workplace investigations

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	55
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW complaints that will make your HR department blush. From workers building inappropriate structures to scandalous roleplay, we’ve got it all! So why wait? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5500	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	753

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Crops Grown:	5387	Secret Passages Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	195	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Emeralds Found:	4499	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Votes:	3219	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!