professional narrator – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

#workout, body image, CraftyCreeperWeightShamer, denial, fear, health, hurtful, income, Insecurities, lung infection, medication, oral steroids, overweight, PRESSURE, professional narrator, self-conscious, Sensitive, Support, voiceover, weight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also experience the thrill of virtual fencing matches and strut your stuff on the catwalk as a part-time model*!

Forget about your insecurities and focus on having a blast in our virtual world. And don’t worry about gaining a few pounds, because in Minecraft, everyone is perfect just the way they are – even if you’re not exactly attractive in real life (we won’t judge!).

So come join us on our server and leave your worries behind. Who needs abs when you can have a diamond sword and a pixelated runway to strut your stuff on?

*Disclaimer: Fencing and modeling may not actually be available on our server, but we promise you’ll still have a great time!

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New Server IP
BioMamaNoBrideMom

bio mother, BioMamaNoBrideMom, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, estranged relationship, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, forgiveness, mother of the bride, neglect, parental figures, personal boundaries, self-care, substance abuse, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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New Server IP
SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

awkward, Behavior, Communication, cringe-worthy, DATING, dating advice, DumbDaterMoment, DUMBEST, funny, humor, misconceptions, observations, red flags, Relationship Status, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSMP, social cues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

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New Server IP
CraftyDisasterMC

avoid at all costs, avoid buying, bad purchase, buyer beware, cautionary products, cheaply made, CraftyDisasterMC, disappointing products, low quality., not recommended, not worth it, not worth the hype, not worth the price, overrated products, poor performance, product recommendation, regret buying, stay away, subpar quality, Waste of Money, worst products

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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New Server IP
AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

50M, Amazon, Amazon damage, AmazonDamage, assets, Brazil, Brazil court, climate compensation, compensation, conservation, Court, Damage, Deforestation, Dirceu Kruger, Environmental, illegal, land degradation, lawsuit, Minecraft, penalty, preservation, Rancher, Server

come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

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New Server IP
Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

Banking, blocky, central bank, economic growth, economic update, Economy, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, hike, inflation, inflation rate, inflationary pressures, Interest, interest rate, interest rate hike, interest rate increase, market impact, monetary policy, monetary tightening, Rate, Rubles, russia, Russian Central Bank, Russian economy

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

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New Server IP
LootCraft: L vs I Edition

alphabet, Character, confusion, design, differentiation, distinction, Edition, Font, homoglyphs, Language, lettering, Lootcraft, lowercase l, Perception, readability, Similarity, TYPEFACE, typography, uppercase I, Visual Communication, visual identity, Writing

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

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New Server IP
Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

artistic abilities, Behavior, cleanliness, confession, Ethics, gender differences, Gender Roles, Honesty, hygiene, Kindness, Men, moral lapses, Morals, pathogenically disgusting, personality traits, Psychology, research, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

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New Server IP
New Liberty

1.8 pvp, base raiding, bugs, cannoning, Crates, creeper egg, Customization, Economy, exploits, Faction, Factions, glitches, Grinding, hackers, KitPvP, Mini Games, Player Market, Player Protection, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Spawners, Survival Games, Updates

Welcome to New Liberty. New Liberty is a server for the gamer that enjoys thrilling Base Raiding, Grinding to be the strongest player, Intense PVP, building up a strong Faction to protect all your gear, the possibilities are endless! This server brings back OG 1.8 PVP and 1.8 Cannoning from the dead. We wanted to bring back the old feel of minecraft. We keep a well balanced economy to keep the server in full swing. Their are lots of cool features added such as creeper egg raiding, change spawners with eggs, player market, crates and much more! The server has just been released and will be undergoing updates and customizations. We are not perfect, we appreciate any reports of glitches / exploits /problems you may incur on your journey with us. You will be rewarded for reporting a bug or something along those lines if found to be a true bug. No rewards for reporting hackers or anything like that but hey! We sure appreciate it.

Server just opened appreciate everyone that joins!

play.newliberty.us

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New Server IP
Glueeeed.pl

atmosphere, Future, Glueeeed.pl, Minecraft, Modes, Server, Starting Soon, Survival

Glueeeed.pl is a great server with refined modes. Nice atmosphere and interesting modes planned in the future. We are starting soon!!!

Glueeeed.pl

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Thugcraft: Where even the chickens walk with a swagger. 18+ only, bro. No chill on this server!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, apply, Australia, average player count, backups, Bro, build events, chickens, Chill, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, Datapacks, discord server, ELYTRA, End Gateways, Enderman Grief, English only., Europe, fire spawning, flat management structure, Friends, Jackbox, microphone, Mob Heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, peak player activity, player heads, PvP competitions, Server, shopping district, shulker shell, Silence Mobs, smp, swagger, Thugcraft, vanill, Vanilla, voice chat, walk, world seed, worldwide latency

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who Are We?	We’re a group of friends from all over the world running Thugcraft together.
Why Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server with no restrictions or abusive mods.
Who Are We Looking For?	Players over 18 who enjoy a community-focused gameplay experience.
Community	Encourages cooperation, commerce, and regular community events.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat

FAQs

Q: How can I join Thugcraft?

A: Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

Q: What are the server’s technical details?

A: The server runs on Paper with settings that make it exactly like vanilla. It has great worldwide latency, regular backups, and a variety of datapacks to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, Thugcraft holds regular community events like build competitions, PvP competitions, and other game nights.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on Thugcraft?

A: Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply. The goal is to maintain an active community with peak player counts under 20.

Q: How do admins handle griefing on the server?

A: Admins have the ability to see who caused the griefing and can roll back changes on the fly. Regular backups are also performed to prevent data loss.

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