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Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Towns Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	155086	Void Gems Collected:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3865
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crops Grown:	3740	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	552743
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

play.snormines.net

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

gravityfalls.ch

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Towns Built:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	790	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

BETRAYAL, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational divide, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, health issues, legal rights, love, medication costs, moving out, Parental, Parental authority, parents, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Support

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	249	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4195
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

abundance, choose, Dollar, DollarGenies, dream, FANTASY, fantasy world, financial gain, fortune, Fun, génie, Magic, Magical powers, make money, manifestation, Minecraft, MONEY, Riches, Supernatural, unlimited wealth, wealth, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?