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Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	110
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

ElectroGames

Factions, KitPvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join my server for giveaways! What you can do is Minetopia1 and Minetopia2 (Minetopia2 is premium) Skyblock, Factions, Kitpvp/FFA. 1.12.1 and higher! There is a Special offer (Rank Champion for 15 Euro only 1 month!)

ElectroGames.mcpro.io

Fortune sage

PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Server IP: mc.fortunesage.live

mc.fortunesage.live

NearVanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

A community driven, 18+ survival multiplayer experience. Oftentimes the multiplayer experience can negatively impact the vanilla minecraft experience, or vice versa. Therefore, the only plugins we have aid grief prevention, administration, and those that enhance the vanilla multiplayer experience. With a dedicated discord and an admin team, we’re sure that you’ll enjoy a great multiplayer experience on our server without issue. With the game difficulty set to hard, and PVP enabled (although only used for consensual purposes) you’ll for sure need to make a friend or two to keep the zombies at bay! Apply at https://nearvanilla.com/apply

play.nearvanilla.com

EnderPokemon

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Votes:	1419	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1136
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Join a small community of great people in playing several mini games including but not limited to: The Wilds, Redstone Gallery, Custom Boss Arena, Pokemon Roleplay, Dungeons and Dragons Roleplay, Blockwars, Hide and seek, Free build, skyblock and more!

Ender_Ninja101.aternos.me

Aslancraft

Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

AslanCraft Survival Server with Special Items

play.aslancraft.com

Quackery

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Quackery is a server ran by Motogames. It has multiple servers, such as SMP, Creative, and more to come!

quackQuackery.apexmc.co

Tomataros naruto

Cracked, Modded, Naruto, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	1738	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	5072
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

IP = TomataroSShippuden.aternos.me

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WrathOfTheShinobi.aternos.me

Simaz Block

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	599
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join Simaz Block. Make your sky block in Simaz Block. Play with friends or other people online. Join Now.

51.81.22.238

Mpcommunity

1vs1, All, Arena Pvp, Bed wars, Ffa, Friendly staff, Knockbackffa, Practice, Voting, Wars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

We are a network that aims to provide high quality in fight games to you by adding continuous updates to all MP Network gamesGames:(BedWars – Parkour – Practice – RedStonePVP), Who is allowed to join our network?The network is public for everyone, everyone can join and enjoy (premium – Crack – Bedrock)

play.mpcommunity.net

EXIMA

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimension Hops:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to EXIMA!

We welcome you to our Survival / Skyblock server in 1.18.1

Exima offers you a secure claims system visible from the dynmap.

The server is 100% free, no cashops or online store.

You will also find a Rank system linked to playing time and loot boxes to win by voting with incredible prizes.

Exima has been open since 2016 and for many more years! Join us without further delay and start your adventure with us!

exima.mine.gg:10141