Professional Jokes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Conundrums

work jokes, industry jokes, professional humor, industry pranks., practical joke

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

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SisBackupMC Server

Caretaker, SisBackupMC, Expectations, Server, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family emergencies turn into epic gaming adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, weed-smoking roommates, and unexpected drop-offs of kids at inappropriate times.

Experience the thrill of not being ready for anything at the ripe old age of 27, just like our main character in this crazy story. Who needs a car when you have 5 roommates to share the burden of living expenses? And hey, weed is legal here, so feel free to light up while gaming with us!

Join now and be part of a community where family drama and unexpected visits are just part of the fun. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our Minecraft world and build your own adventure? Don’t let anyone bring you down for not living up to their expectations – here, you’re free to be yourself and game on!

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CarCraftSisSass

parenting, family conflict, consequences, CarCraftSisSass, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that rewards honesty and integrity? Look no further than our server! Just like how Jennifer stayed true to her word and never smoked, our server values honesty above all else.

Join us and experience a world where promises are kept and integrity is rewarded with epic loot and exclusive perks. Plus, if you break a promise, you might just end up in a virtual smoking room with no way out!

So come on down to our server and show us your true colors. Just remember, honesty is the best policy – both in-game and in real life!

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LangLingo Minecraft SMP

polyglot, language learning, language practice, language acquisition, translation

OMG guys, you totally gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can like, instantly speak and understand another language! Like, imagine you’re just mining some diamonds and then suddenly you can speak French or Spanish or like, even Dothraki from Game of Thrones! It’s like, so random and crazy, but like, totally awesome!

And like, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll be able to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers! Like, how insane is that?! You’ll be like a superhero riding a bacon-powered jetpack, saving the world one block at a time!

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players gather to have epic dance parties and roast marshmallows over lava pits. It’s like, the coolest hangout spot in the entire Minecraft universe!

So like, don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun-filled gaming experience of your life! YOLO, amirite?! 🤪🤣 #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

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Fade2ObscurityMC

cautionary example., actress, mistake, Ego, Fade2ObscurityMC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players can ride. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the game. So come on down and join the fun, before you miss out on all the craziness!

As for the actor or actress who left a movie franchise or TV series thinking they were too good for it, only to fade into obscurity afterward, well let’s just say they ended up starring in a low-budget Minecraft movie where they played a block of dirt. But hey, at least they got to work with Larry the llama!

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TariffCraft: 6 Years of Growth!

economic impact, economic projections, international trade, trade war, economic downturn

come join our minecraft server and escape the doom and gloom of the real world! we have magical unicorns that fart rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants! forget about global growth forecasts, come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us! we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama on a trampoline. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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CraftLords

PvP, Simple Rules, Slimefun Exotic Garden, 13 ranks, Ultimate Rank

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.craftlords.com

Have you ever wanted to play modded survival, but don’t want to download the mods? Here at Craftlords, you can enjoy a variety of modded features like Elemental Staffs, Jetpacks, New Ores, More Foods, Industrial Machines, Magical Armor, and Elemental Bending through SlimeFun, ProjectKorra’s Elemental Bending, Vampires, and Werewolves. Join us for an awesome gaming experience!

Features:

Slimefun
Vampires and Werewolves
Slimefun Exotic Garden
Grief Prevention
13 ranks obtainable through in-game currency
McMMO
Removed attack cooldown added by 1.9
Friendly and knowledgeable staff
Stable server built and hosted by professionals
Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits

Join us for the adventure and build your way to the ultimate rank of CraftLord!

https://discord.gg/cw4thCePvx

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play modded survival without downloading mods?	Yes, you can enjoy modded features like Elemental Staffs and more without downloading any mods on Craftlords.
How do I rank up?	You can rank up by using in-game currency and using the /rankup command.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?	Yes, there are rules against using hack clients or exploits. Make sure to follow them to enjoy a fair gaming experience.

Mystic Quest Realm 1.20

Cryptic, privacy, girl, Rumors, PERSONAL LIFE

Yo, listen up, fam! So, like, there’s this lit Minecraft server where everyone is like, super chill and cool. But get this, there’s this one player who’s like, totally cray-cray. She’s got a private Twitter just to talk smack about her squad. Like, what even is that about, right? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server. Join us for the drama, the laughs, and the epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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DadBossDenied

INDEPENDENCE, sibling relationships, Guilt, Conflict Resolution, england

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the parental drama behind!

On our server, you can create your own dream home without anyone telling you what to do. No more manipulation or power plays, just pure creative freedom.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus: a virtual car to drive around in the game! Who needs a real car when you can have a pixelated one, am I right?

So come join us and leave the toxic environment behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun! Let’s escape the drama together!

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UnseenSight Minecraft SMP

5. Disgust, 14. Heartbreaking, 7. Unforgettable, Minecraft, 17. Terrifying

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP. Like, we got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party with villagers breakdancing. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance battles.

So, if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft adventures of your life, join our server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…like a cow wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a whole new level of insanity, my dude.

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