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Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

TheRealmsOfArtio

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, minecraft server, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Redstone, RPG, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	1816

-18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly. -Discord (not mandatory to use we just ask that you join to access rules and events until we add information at spawn) -No griefing/stealing in PVE ZONE unless builds are unclaimed. -PVP/PVE pvp has to be consented between players unless you hit 7000 on X and Z co ordinates then it’s pvp. -Economy (Essentials) -/Tpa /home -one player sleep -player shops (chest shops) -In game Admin Shop –Vanilla server. -Difficulty- Hard

104.243.32.156:2212

ZypherMC

Abilities, all ages, Cross-Play, dedicated channels, Experience, Friendly staff, INFORMATION, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Nationalities, Server, Unique, ZypherMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to ZypherMc, a unique Minecraft experience. We aim to create an incredible minecraft server for people of all ages, abilities, and nationalities. To find out more information about the server, check out our dedicated channels, or ask one of our friendly staff! We look forward to having you here.

galaxy.axenode.online:2544

Oath Is Comin’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, comedy, Comin, CONTENT, Eating, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, LAUGH, Minecraft, Oath, online video, Server, Share, sisters, social media, subscribe, Video, viral video, watch, ys systers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join us on our server where we are LITERALLY EATING our way to victory! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the only currency is FOOD!

We have epic food challenges like the Great Cake Bake-Off and the Potato Olympics. And don’t even get me started on our legendary food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and explosive watermelon grenades.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most delicious mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Pizza Creeper to the majestic Ice Cream Unicorn, you never know what tasty treat you’ll stumble upon next.

So come join us and satisfy your hunger for adventure on the most delicious Minecraft server out there. Just make sure to bring your appetite!

Sleep Apnea Minecraft SMP

Apnea, Minecraft, Sleep, sleep apnea, sleep apnea advocacy, sleep apnea awareness, sleep apnea causes, sleep apnea community, sleep apnea diagnosis, sleep apnea education, sleep apnea global, sleep apnea management, sleep apnea prevalence, sleep apnea research, sleep apnea resources, sleep apnea risk factors, sleep apnea statistics, sleep apnea support, sleep apnea symptoms, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep apnea worldwide, sleep disorders, sleep health, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of sleep apnea ruining your Minecraft gaming sessions? Join our wacky SMP where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building epic creations and battling creepers! Our server is so lit, even Endermen wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from the sheer awesomeness. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his spooky shenanigans. So come on in and leave your sleep apnea at the door, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is how much fun you’re having!

Craftbit

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

We’re a new and upcoming Minecraft server that supports both Java and Bedrock edition. Our server is aiming to give a close-to-vanilla feel while offering a ton of fun and extra features. In the future we are hoping to offer the following gamemodes: Survival (SMP), Skyblock, Prison (Classic) and Creative. Starting out, we will focus on the Survival/SMP server. Craftbit will be a community-focused server, meaning that our first priority will always be the community of the server.

play.craftbit.net

Nexusverse

analogожественные., Creative, Horror, indie, mascot, Nexusverse, role playing, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Made for people who either like role-playing, or are fans of various different indie, mascot and or analog horrors

play.nexusverse.gg

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, BlockyCraft, cement, Corroserum, hoederer, Humus, ines, Minecraft, paprika, Pinecone, Qiubai, Server, Skadi, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, Whisperain

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in an epic showdown! But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the fearsome 5 Sniper Toddifons and 5 Specialist Almond? It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

And that’s not all, folks! Ever wanted to face off against Skadi in a Minecraft world? Well, now you can! Join our server and take on the challenge of defeating this powerful foe. But beware, she’s not going down without a fight!

But wait, there’s even more insanity waiting for you! How about facing off against the legendary 6 Guard Executor the Ex Foedere and 6 Caster Goldenglow? It’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Why Cant They Move On Minecraft SMP

avatar change, breaking free, corpo past, embracing change, finding closure, get a model that resemble their old avatar, identity crisis, Leaving the past behind, letting go, Minecraft, Move, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, past struggles, personal growth, quit hololive, reinventing oneself, Self Discovery, smp, starting fresh, why cant they move on

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	588
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of being stuck in the past like those Hololive Vtubers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace change and evolution! We’ll help you get a model that resembles your old avatar so you can finally move on from your corpo past and start fresh in our wacky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a truly explosive experience!

┃HIDDEN ONLINE┃🌫️ The Endless Fog Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, exploration game, Fog, foggy atmosphere, Gaming, Gaming Community, hidden, HIDDEN ONLINE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mysteries, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, server listing, Survival, The Endless Fog, virtual world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Who knows what mysteries the fog hides…

146.103.38.24:11966

Roast Ghost Minecraft Server

accident, BEWARE, Caution, Cautionary, cautionary tale, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, ghost, hilarious, humor, lesson learned, Minecraft, mishap, Propeller, roast, selfie, Server, social media, viral, Warning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3271	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can back up into a propeller while trying to take a selfie! That’s right, we offer the most thrilling and dangerous selfie opportunities in the Minecraft universe. Join us if you’re looking for heart-pounding excitement and the chance to show off your epic fails to all your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!