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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7675 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
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