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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8783 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!