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YapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of listening to lectures that make you question your own existence? Do you want to escape the never-ending speeches about socialism and communism? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the days of being compared to a calculator by your girlfriend.

On our server, you can build your own world where talking is optional and the only lectures you’ll hear are from the friendly villagers (who surprisingly know a lot about physics and finance). Say goodbye to the days of being called an asshole for making harmless jokes and hello to a community where everyone appreciates a good sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild without the fear of being lectured for hours on end. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who prefers building castles over giving speeches!

NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiation Gone Wrong

blaming Netanyahu, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government officials, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage talks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, negotiators, NettyCraft, peace talks, Politics, Security chiefs, Tanking, united states, US, wrong

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	4330	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	182250	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where you can, like, totally escape from the drama of real life and just build stuff with your buddies. But get this, the server is so lit that even security chiefs, negotiators, and the US are all up in arms about it! They’re like blaming Netanyahu for tanking hostage talks because everyone is too busy playing on this server instead of doing their jobs. It’s like, so crazy, right?

But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Plus, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, a bazillion diamonds and become the richest player ever. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

So, like, forget about all the political drama and come join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life. Just watch out for those evil chickens – they mean business.

TwinSwitchCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

join our epic minecraft server where identical twins were switched at birth and now roam the land, causing chaos and confusion! find your long-lost twin and team up to conquer the world together! watch out for the evil twin who is plotting to take over the server with their army of doppelgangers! embark on crazy quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic pvp battles! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate twin switcharoo!

PostdocPanicCraft

ACADEMIC, Biomedical, capped at five years, career development, controversy, education, funding, Government, grant, LIMITATIONS, nih, policy change, postdoc, PostdocPanicCraft, research, Science, Scientific community, sparking criticism, Support, Training, US

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Towns Built:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the postdoc support is off the charts! like, the NIH is all up in here capping it at five years, but who cares, right? cuz we got all the support you need to level up and slay those creepers! plus, the criticism just adds to the drama, like a soap opera but with blocks and stuff. come join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together!

CelestialCraft – Your Ultimate Family-Friendly Survival Experience!

Achievements, Community, Cosmetics, Customization, Economy, Events, family friendly, forum rewards, MCMMO, Minecraft, Perks, Plugins, Quests, rank up, Server, Shops, Supporter Ranks, Survival, Voting, World Resets

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	3854	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Just Released: Dive into the Brand New CelestialCraft Survival Server!🌟 Server Highlights:

fresh, brand new world.Family-Friendly

🚀 Exciting Features:

player-driven and server-managed economies.Daily

🛠️ Unique Plugins and Systems:

PyroFishing & PyroFarming (Optional): Experience custom fishing and farming mechanics.Silk Spawners: Move spawners with silk touch tools.ResourceWorld: Regularly reset Resource, End, and Nether worlds for continuous exploration.

🏪 Shops and Economy:

Server Shop: Buy and sell items with daily limits via /shop.Player Shop Directory: Easily find player shops using /shops.StarShards: Use this premium currency in /shardsshop for special enchantments and more.

🏷️ Customization and Perks:

Cool Chat Tags: Discover unique tags via /tags, purchasable in the server store.Player Warps: Earn or buy warps for easy navigation.Claimblocks: Start with 500, earn more by playing, or purchase in-game.

🏆 Additional Features:

Forum Rewards: Reply to our forum post monthly for 100 StarShards using /forumrewards.Cosmetics: Explore a variety of cosmetics available in the server store via /cosmetics.World Resets: Keep track of world resets using /worldresets.Claim Flags: Customize your claim settings with /claimflags.Rank Up: Unlock new perks and abilities with /rankup.Supporter Ranks: View and purchase supporter ranks via /ranks.Discord Community: Join our Discord for updates, support, and more using /discord.Family-Friendly Chat: Maintain a respectful chat environment; mild swearing is allowed in private chats.

🎉 Events and Voting:

Daily Voting: Vote daily to earn money and StarShards.Pinata Party: Participate in pinata parties at spawn when voting milestones are reached.

Join us now for an unmatched Minecraft experience on CelestialCraft. Our server is built to provide a fun, engaging, and community-focused environment for players of all ages.How to Join:Server IP: celestialcraft.gg

Discord: discord.gg/jNbvssJU

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Happy crafting!

pmc.celestialcraft.gg

Endless Eating: Where you can munch your way through creepers, cows, and cake on Java 1.21 Vanilla+ server for ages 16+

AGES, Cake, Challenges, chat games, Cows, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord, Eating, Endless, Generators, Homes, java, munch, OneBlock, quality of life, Quests, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Stonecutting Recipes, Treefeller, Tweaks, Unique, Vanilla, Villager Trading, Warps, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3034
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5184	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Description
	Explore, create unique builds, visit other player areas and shops. Gather materials in Resource World.
	Challenges, Generators, Quests, and a unique Oneblock Phase experience.

Unique Server Features

Feature	Description
Quality of Life plugins	Various plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Unique plugins	Treefeller, Quests, Shops, and more to make gameplay interesting.

FAQ

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez

Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other!

What makes us Unique?

We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.
A few of these plugins include, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played!

WhisperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Russian rats tremble in fear at the sight of our majestic falcons! Join us for epic battles between these natural enemies, as the falcons swoop down from the sky to protect our land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are always ready to lend a helping hand in your adventures. Need help defeating a boss? Just call on our shell-shocked friends for backup!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered deep within the caves of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Russian rats!

GoldDigginNovak – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, Winning 1 gold is cool Novak, we have a whole new level of craziness waiting for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the Golden Chicken is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the Diamond Banana! Crafted from the tears of a Creeper and the laughter of a witch, this weapon can one-shot any mob in the game with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Troll King, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outwit the Troll King and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join Winning 1 gold is cool Novak today and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. The possibilities are endless!

BestieBounce Minecraft Server

anger management, Best Friend, BestieBounce, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, dining out, friendship, Generosity, Girlfriend, Gratitude, insult, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, paying the bill, personal values, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Server, Support

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of betrayal (but hopefully not as much as my girlfriend did to my best friend).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-insulting-looks-or-religion policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle her friend paying for dinner!

DrugTestCraft

addiction, anger, bathroom, Behavior, children, cocaine, Confrontation, denial, drug use, DrugTestCraft, family, gas station, home drug test, intervention, Marriage, relationship, secrecy, substance abuse, suspicion, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as catching your husband doing cocaine three times? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and suspense just like this story.

Imagine building your dream castle while keeping an eye on your sneaky husband who denies everything, just like our players deny stealing each other’s diamonds. Will he pass the home drug test or will he rage quit like he did when asked to take one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

With more drama than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning reality, just like this poor wife who can’t catch a break. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the chaos of real life.

TVSeries10/10 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a 10/10 TV series that you won’t want to miss! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and drama that will make you say “WOWZA!”

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild treasure hunt for the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are hell-bent on keeping it for themselves. Can you outsmart the chickens and claim the pickaxe for yourself? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llama warriors who are on a mission to protect the realm from the dreaded Ender Dragon. Join forces with the llamas and embark on a quest to defeat the dragon once and for all. Will you emerge victorious or end up as dragon food? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more entertaining than a 10/10 TV series. Trust us, you won’t regret it!