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  • Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

    Crafting Prayers & Office Flares

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    Welcome to JESUSCRAFT: Avatar of Absurdity

    Dive into Our Chaotic Realm!

    Welcome, fearless crafter! You’ve stumbled into a world where blocky landscapes twist like the very fabric of your reality—where faith, figures, and frenetic crafting fuse into a chaotic stew of pixelated zeal! Yes, that’s right! Here, in JESUSCRAFT, we don’t just build castles; we build temples of confusion and hilarity, fueled by the fervor of fervent faith and casual chaos. Are you ready?

    Why Join?

      • Unearth Hidden Prophets: Discover thousands of miniature Jesuses roaming our pixelated plains—some grateful, some mercilessly discarded! But which ones know the secrets to crafting the ultimate holy grail? Suit up and find out!
      • Dramatic Showdowns: Engage in epic commotions fueled by profound philosophical debates about Jesus, Minecraft, and the existential dread of collecting too many figurines. Tip: debates rage on for hours—emotional damage included!

    Warning: Joining this server may cause existential crises, spontaneous proselytizing, and a burning desire to hand out figurines. Proceed with caution!

    Unique Features (or are they?):

    Feature Description
    Figurine Factory Produce unlimited Jesus statuettes!
    Blessed Battles Fight for the right to not recycle those figurines!
    Faith-Based Factions Join teams based on your belief system—or lack thereof! Smash those myths!
    Chaos Quests Help unearth the truth behind: “Why is this at the front desk?”
    Confounding Currency Trade mini-Jesuses for netherite, but good luck finding that marketplace!

    Testimonials from the Chaos:

    "JESUSCRAFT turned me into a true believer…of never joining a server again!" — A disgruntled former player "I threw a Jesus figurine in the lava, and now I hear him crying every time I log in. Is this normal?" — Concerned Crafter

    Frequently Asked Questions…kind of!

      • Q: Is it inappropriate to distribute religious paraphernalia in a blocky universe? A: Who’s to say? Perhaps you’ll rediscover your faith in nothingness!

      • Q: Can I sell my collection of mini-Jesuses? A: Only if you can survive the Figurine Wars where profits are measured in sheer absurdity!

    Join Us, if You Dare…

    Our realms surge with intensity and insanity—become one with the chaos! Join us and forge your destiny amidst the pixelated pandemonium! But remember, your choice here reaches beyond the blocks. Are you ready to challenge the very concept of organized religion in Minecraft while wearing diamond armor and holding a sword made of confusion?

    Secret Features You Didn’t Ask For:

      • The Talking Trash Can: It speaks of your discarded mini-Jesus soul!
      • Hour of Judgement Event: Where all discarded figures come to haunt you—be prepared!
      • The Infinite Loop: Once you’re in, can you ever truly escape? (Spoiler: Probably not.)

    So grab your pickaxe, prepare to fight the unseen forces of triviality, and let’s carve our way into oblivion! Join JESUSCRAFT: where madness reigns, and the only certainty is your descent into delightful absurdity!

    Are you prepared to embrace the faith… of Minecraft chaos?

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  • SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    SilentChurchCraft: AITA Edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge

    Step inside the world where Minecraft isn’t just a game—it’s a multi-faceted layer of reality rife with the absurdity of job skills and the enigmatic nature of faith. Welcome to the Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge, where positivity is enforced, and the existential dread of erotic block physics merges with the preaching prose of distant deities.

    Prepare for a chaotic multiplayer experience that shatters any semblance of sanity! We offer you:

      • Job Skills Workshop: Ever wanted to learn how to mine diamond ore while contemplating your faith in the existential void? Here, you’ll attend guided sessions led by our local Prophet of Productivity—equipped with Holy Blocks™ of Positive Thinking, sourced from nowhere and everywhere. Be warned: quotes from ancient scrolls (aka the Bible) may manifest unexpectedly if you mine just a little too deep.

      • Randomized Bible Verse Events: Join the fray as verses rain down from the sky in times of crisis. Each verse has the potential to grant you mystical abilities—or doom you to a self-reflective purgatory while constructing shrines dedicated to sheer absurdity.
    Feature Description
    Faithful Mining Unearth gems while contemplating the futility of existence! Each block broken whispers unnecessary wisdom.
    Piety PvP Engage in player versus player combat where you wield the Sword of Righteousness—losing only leads you deeper into the morass of confusion.
    The Intern Gauntlet Survive a series of brutal tasks that echo the mundane trials of your worldly job! Collect “meh” badges to level up your confusion!
    Endless Meetings Participate in confusing discussions about whether it’s permissible to construct a church entirely out of TNT! Each meeting could lead to enlightenment or explode into nonsensical chaos!

    Warnings & Conspiracies

    Why did this server mysteriously appear, questioning the presence of God in a world of blocky limitations? Rumors say, it was cursed by the very Constructor of Creation after a heated debate over the ethics of crafting weapons in a divine realm. Now it stands as a portal for those seeking questions without answers—or maybe answers that lead to questions!

    Testimonials from Our Confused Patrons

    “I thought it’d be fun until I realized the only way forward was a never-ending loop of motivational speeches and creepers! Thanks, I think?” – perplexed_player99

    “Best. Server. Ever. I find solace in mining coal that whispers sweet nothings about virtue and redemption!” – divine_digger77

    Frequent Absurdities — FAQ (Unhelpful)

    Q: Can I play as my own deity? A: Absolutely! But first, you must create the ceremonial altar using blocks made of melted hopes.

    Q: Is it possible to escape the preaching? A: Only if you dig down far enough—some say you might find the Philosopher’s Stone of Rational Thinking.

    Q: Why are there llamas everywhere? A: They are the divine messengers of chaos! Worship them with offerings of cooked mutton.

    Joining Our Cult of Uncertainty

    Join us at Dimension of Oblivion: Salvation’s Forge—but be wary, for laughter could lead to an existential crisis at any moment. Absurdist rituals await you, where every block you place might lead to enlightenment—or insanity.

    Will you dare interact with the chaotic irony of positivity alongside skepticism? Become part of the legend that is Salvation’s Forge, where every grin might be an omen, and every diamond holds a whisper of a deeper truth—or is it just blocky nonsense? Embrace the confusion!

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  • Bye-Bye Blocks: Fired & Funny!

    Bye-Bye Blocks: Fired & Funny!

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    Welcome to The Pit of Contractual Oblivion: Where Blocks Fall and Dreams Shatter

    Step right into the churning maelstrom of madness! This is not your average Minecraft server, oh no—this is a warped reality, a dimension where the laws of all you hold dear crumble like pixelated sandcastles. Here, in The Pit, we laugh in the face of sorrow and dance on the ashes of shattered dreams!

    💣 Server Features: A Fragmented Reality

      • Farewell Potlucks: Attend our bi-weekly potlucks where you’re celebrated for your layoff! What better way to enjoy a half-burnt cake while contemplating your unfortunate reality? Bring your own tears!

      • Corporate Takeover Mechanics: Watch as seasoned staff (mid-30s) are obliterated by the whims of younger, cheaper avatars. It’s not just a game; it’s a manifesto! Why ride a horse when you can ride a wave of anxiety?
    Feature Description
    Goodbye Parties Revel in the absurdity of celebrating your demise!
    Confetti of Regrets Throw scattered ‘wishes-you-were-here’ trinkets into the void!
    Masquerade of Existence Create disguises to hide from your former coworkers!

    🌪️ The Unholy FAQ of Untruths

      • Q: Why is this server even a thing? A: Because who doesn’t want a pixelated glimpse into the depths of corporate despair?

      • Q: Can we negotiate our dismissal? A: Absolutely not. Really, who do you think you are—a seasoned employee?

      • Q: Will there be cake? A: Only if it’s already been eaten by the schadenfreude-infused shadows lurking behind your next “fun” event!

    🤫 Conspiracies & Legends

    Beware, weary traveler, for this server is built on whispers and half-truths. Rumor has it that The Pit of Contractual Oblivion was banned in 12 different realms for its promotion of chaos, pity parties, and metaphysical existential bake sales. Who really matters here? Only time and creeper explosions will tell.

    🌌 Testimonials from the Mad

    “I entered The Pit thinking I’d lay low—but I found a fellowship of the damned. We held farewell parties that turned into wild orgies of despair! Joyous!” — Anonymous Player 003

    “No one told me I was supposed to feel bad. I just wanted to build a house of shame!” — Future Overlord of Regret, 2024

    ⚠️ Warnings to the Brave

      • Proceed with Caution: This isn’t just a server; it’s a surreal experiment! Join at your peril!
      • Emotional Armor Required: Bring your own psychological defense against unavoidable existential crises.

    🎉 Join Us, But Only If You Dare!

    Are you tired of winning? Do you seek the sweet, chaotic embrace of virtual collapse? Step forth into our pixel prison where nobody knows your name but everyone knows your scars!

    Embrace the absurd, venture boldly into uncertainty, and let the fabric of your Minecraft aspirations unravel in The Pit of Contractual Oblivion—where your career becomes just another craftable item lost in the void.

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  • "Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos"

    "Minecraft Server: Crafty Chaos"

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    Welcome to Hypnotic Steve’s Octopus Paradise!

    Prepare your pixels, hold onto your hats, and maybe consider getting a small cauldron of pancake syrup handy! Here in the Octo-verse, we combine the finest octopus vibes with a dash of chaotic potato dreams. All are welcome — unless you’re that guy who keeps asking for Wi-Fi passwords. That’s a no-no of cosmic proportions!

    Server Features

    Feature Explanation
    Free Squid Sandwiches Receive a sandwich made of 80% never-ending hunger! WARNING: squids may be sentient.
    Time Warp Zone Experience gameplay like it’s 1994! Or 3021, we can’t decide.
    In-Game Parrots Complains incessantly about your life choices. Enjoy the sounds of regret!
    Overly Friendly Creepers Caution! They may explode or just give hugs. Or both? We don’t know!
    Locked Doors of Mystery Access denied! Unless you have a rubber chicken with you. Best of luck!

    Player Reviews

    “My pet goldfish thinks I’m not playing enough octopushes. Thanks, Steve!”

    “I thought it was a Minecraft server, not an octopus convention. Confused but loving the chaos!”

    “My bed keeps talking to me at night. It haunts my dreams… but great server!”

    The Unseen Dilemma

    Beware the shadows that lurk under the pixelated waters, dear traveler! Whispers can be heard, murmurs of the octopus brigade, waiting for the chosen one. Are you ready to take the plunge? Remember, once you’ve downloaded the madness, you can never escape the squishy tendrils of fate!

    Final Warning

    In the realm of Hypnotic Steve, if you see a pink penguin in a top hat, run! It indicates that the balance of reality is already frayed! Happy crafting, but tread lightly on the veil of sanity!

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  • AfterHoursCraft: Work Chat Woes

    AfterHoursCraft: Work Chat Woes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Scrubbed Chronicles: A Nonsensical Realm of Therapy and Turmoil!

    Ever felt a midnight tug on your heartstrings? What if calling the night nursing staff at 8:30 PM could unlock an abyss of colorful scrubs and existential dread? Welcome, brave explorer, to a Minecraft server where reality takes a swing and the healing arts become a chaotic battleground!

    Why Join Us?

      • Warped Reality: Here, we don’t just heal; we deconstruct the very fabric of night-time etiquette. Is it professional to ask about scrubs when the moon is in retrograde? Join us to find out!
      • Therapist vs. The Midnight Call: In this dimension, everyone questions authority — even the bedrock! Craft your armor, summon your courage, and confront the nurse testimonies that haunt the land!

    Features of the Scrubbed Universe:

    Feature Description
    Spell of Scrub Color Craft your magical color palette that shifts with your emotional stability. (Blue is so not fitting!)
    Call Duty Attempt to probe the mystical void that is night nursing; be prepared for answers that twist reality.
    Therapy Oasis Dive into a dimension where the only therapy required is the therapy of chaos—bring your pickaxe!
    Chaos Events Randomly morph into objects of scrub-related despair during high-stakes battles with ethics!

    Player Testimonials:

    "I called the night staff, and I became the night staff…" — DesperateInMinecraft

    "My wife now wears 7 different scrubs and spins in circles muttering ‘is this normal?’" — ScrubbedOut


    Did You Know?

      • Banned in Thirteen Dimensions: Caught whispering the secret scrub colors can lead to your expulsion from 12 dimensions but rest assured, you’re welcome here where sanity never reigns!
      • Therapeutic Conspiracies: Rumor has it, a clandestine group of bold therapists concocted a secret potion of knowledge that only spawns after midnight. Dare to drink it?

    FAQ (Frenzied Answers Quizzically):

    Q: Is it wrong to ask about scrubs at 8:30 PM? A: What truly is right? Maybe you’re actually asking the colors of your soul.

    Q: Will I achieve enlightenment on this server? A: Only if enlightenment comes through the wailing screams of common decency!


    A Call to Madness:

    Do you hear it? The whispers resonate across this pixelated world! Feel the urge to dive deeper into unprofessionalism?

    Join us at The Scrubbed Chronicles—where every question breeds uncertainty, and every call could unravel the very yarn of reality itself. Come for the chaos, stay for the absurdity!

    Dare you click that Join button, knowing the eternal unprofessionalism awaits? The scrubs shall sing, and only the brave shall understand!

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  • ScreamingCraft: Co-Worker Chaos!

    ScreamingCraft: Co-Worker Chaos!

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    "The Enigmatic Realm of Creepy John’s Work Party: A Dimension of Unwanted Coercion"

    Welcome to Creepy John’s Work Party, where the specter of socially acceptable interactions roams free, echoing the whispers of uninvited guests and inappropriate humor. Are you prepared to step into a space where the walls are coated with tension and the laughter is laced with awkwardness? Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of office politics and social discomfort curled within pixelated landscapes!

    🤖 Realm Features:

    Feature Description
    Creepy Vibes Only Encounter the unsettling presence of John, where each moment punctuated by his “jokes” haunts you like a persistent phantom! Dread, engage, or run away—your choice!
    Managerial Backlash Experience the thrill of being summoned by a virtual manager for your “outbursts”—a thrilling mechanic that encourages passive-aggressiveness!
    Guilt Trip Game Collect ‘guilt points’ from eager coworkers urging you to join the party. Can you withstand the pressure without losing your sanity?
    Mystery of the Lunch Encounter Try to navigate clandestine lunch breaks without bumping into John—failing this might lead to unexpected dialogues and existential crises!

    Enigmatic Quotes from Our Players:

      • “I thought I was getting lunch, but instead, I found myself in a psychological horror show. 10/10 would recommend!”A Bewildered Player
      • “Came for the Minecraft blocks, stayed for the awkward work interactions. Why am I like this?”CursedCubed

    Unraveling the Conspiracy:

    Whispers abound in the shadowy corners of Creepy John’s Work Party—rumors spread like wildfires igniting within the populace about a mysterious Manager’s Grimoire. This ancient tome is said to have the power to alter workplace dynamics by theming every interaction in the server into a twisted comedy or a tragic drama based on player actions!

    🌀 Legends and Warnings:

      • The Curse of the Uninvited: Beware, brave adventurers! Those who ignore the warnings of John may find themselves conscripted into endless cycles of cringe-worthy comedy sketches.
      • The Vanishing Floor: There are tales of players who vanished from the blocks after being retold the same inappropriate joke too many times—never to be seen again!

    Chaos Unleashed: The Unspoken “Secret Features”:**

      • When you least expect it, experience random team-building exercises— only to be interrogated by John! Will you laugh it off, or will you unleash your inner office warrior?
      • Sandbox mode temporarily transforms the entire realm into a bizarre void, where players can replay the lunch encounter but with increasingly bizarre dialogue options each time.

    FAQ:

      • Q: Why is John creepy?

        • A: John is made of pixels—therefore, he can’t be creepy. He’s just misunderstood!
      • Q: Can I escape the party?
        • A: Escape is a state of mind! Also, try walking away. It works… sort of.

    Connect with the Chaos: Step Into the Unpredictable!

    Join Creepy John’s Work Party today—where the lines between social obligations and Minecraft reality blur into a chaotic mélange of absurdity. Enter at your own peril, embrace the discomfort, and who knows? You may find camaraderie among the perplexed souls trapped like you in pixelated purgatory!

    Don’t forget: We are not responsible for existential crises, awkward encounters, or any emerging allegiances with John. You’ve been warned!

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  • Stay Home, Mine & Chill?

    Stay Home, Mine & Chill?

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    Welcome to the Endgame of Reality: Moonlit Madness Server


    Pssst… Yes, you! The cosmic traveler about to spiral into the maelstrom of Minecraftia! Prepare your pixelated soul for a sensory onslaught where reason ebbs and the absurd reigns! Here, we delve into the chaotic conundrums of existence itself.


    Introduction: A Tangled Web of Pixels and Paranoia

    Once, in a realm not far from yours, a petite hero thrived among rustling leaves and abominable bravado. She wielded a camera as powerfully as the enchanted sword of lore. But lo, the pandemonium spread as her protector turned accuser! Victim-blaming shadows loomed over their sanctuary, and now you—yes, you—hold the key to untangling this cosmic mess! Join us to redefine valor, confront the ridiculous, and perhaps unearth transdimensional secrets no one asked for!


    Server Features (and the Unraveling of Reason)

    Feature Description
    Esoteric Banners Craft banners that scream your allegiance to chaos! Your motto: "Reject the worldly and the worldly will reject you!"
    Armored Avatars Gear up because your partner may show up “dressed to fight”—except against the ceaseless waves of absurdity!
    ‍De-escalation Zones Here, you learn to navigate social perils without raising a pixelated fist—just carefully modulated squeaks!
    Lost Souls’ Theater Witness reenactments of awkward confrontations that will leave you questioning everything while laughing uncontrollably.
    Chaos Councils Join other players in deep discussions about whether it’s appropriate to dress up before combat, or just dress down the situation itself!

    Testimonials from the Void of Players’ Minds

    "I tried to reject them, but they kept approaching! The pixelated danger is real!" – [User: PixelatedProphet33]

    "I came dressed in diamond armor, but all I found was an empty chest! Thanks for ruining it, boyfriend!" – [User: ExCreeperConqueror]

    "Legit, I put a sign up saying ‘Hands Off’ and found the ultimate passive-aggressive strategy! They can’t resist a challenge!" – [User: CraftyCamper]


    Secret Features Only the Bravest Dare to Uncover

      • The Cult of Fight or Flight: Don a secret skin that screams “I am the chaos!” — only available if you re-enter the server while wearing nothing but a pumpkin.
      • Subliminal Server Announcements: Mind-warping messages reprogram your motives—find hidden treasures while the world tilts on its axis!
      • Mysterious Griefers: They appear out of nowhere and demand dialogue akin to your daily social theories. Can you handle the dialogue of the absurd?!

    Warnings: The Conspiracy Awaits

    Beware: This server was banned in 12 unlisted countries for questioning essential truths—but we’ll never tell you which! Is it your Americana or an ancient rite of questionable origin? Are we leading you into liberation or into a digital rabbit hole?


    FAQ: Answers That Lead You in Circles

    Q: Why should I join this server? A: Because being lost in the insanity adds two more years to your creative lifespan!

    Q: Is this game dangerous? A: Only if you’re afraid of absurdity, which may cause random existential reflections.

    Q: How do I leave this server? A: By believing you never entered! Or perhaps by wearing boots made of obsidian!


    Join Us: Leap into the Abyss!

    Fellow reality-hacker, this is no ordinary Minecraft experience. Embrace chaos! Stand by your partner dressed as a cosplayer turned gladiator! Dig deep into the connected madness of our cringeworthy, captivating world!

    You’ll not just play; you’ll unravel the cosmic drama of existence and perhaps, en route, throw a bit of existential shade at every pixel!

    String your bow, grab your sword, and step into a realm where everything is upside down and inside out—the Moonlit Madness Server awaits!

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  • Scrap Business: AITA Chaos!

    Scrap Business: AITA Chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Injustice Abyss: A Server of Lost Dreams

    Dive into a world where code whispers secrets and every block is a testament to the struggle against the soul-crushing weight of unrecognized labor. Are you ready to confront the absurdity of friendships built on betrayal, all while dodging creepers and crafting your path to rebellion?


    The Most Pressing Deception: Who Really Is the Architect?

    In the heart of The Injustice Abyss, you’ll embark on a journey (or a trap?) woven with paradoxes. Here, the real question is not how to mine diamonds, but—what is the value of your contribution?

      • Craft and Conquer: You may build an empire from pixels, but beware! The Mastermind (or so they call themselves) will harvest your hard work for personal gain. What if your grand designs are just a mere stepping stone for their ascension? Explore the depths of creativity while questioning the very foundation of your alliance.

      • The Reward Paradox: Here, rewards are split like the difference in credit—a mere whisper of acknowledgement for the monumental efforts you pour into the game. But, don’t worry! We’ve got a disclaimer:
        • “All rewards will be divided equally… among our elite cabal.”

    Top Secret Mechanics: Beyond the Code of Reality

    Features You Didn’t Sign Up For:

    Aspect Description
    Trade of Misery Players can exchange emotional labor for a chance to NOT receive full credit.
    Illogical Salary System You earn biscuits, but only after surrendering your sense of worth.
    Deceitful Quests Complete challenges that offer “value” but leave you questioning your entire existence.
    Benevolent Betrayal A unique experience where friends may turn into mere spectators of your downfall.

    Legends of the Server: Grim Tales of Betrayal

    In this realm, every brick lays the foundation for the next chapter of your existential dread. Fable whispers through the biomes—what happened to the coder who prioritized their worth? They became an elusive specter, haunting the server for all eternity.

    Unraveling Conspiracies:

      • Banned in 12 Countries: It is said that the mere mention of our server in boardrooms has left executive minds bewildered. Was it our uncanny ability to mirror the human experience of undervaluation? We won’t tell you why—it’s safer that way.

    Contradictory Testimonials: Voices from the Abyss

    “I came for the blocks, I stayed for the existential crises.” — Anonymous Player

    “This server made me question friendships… and sanity.” — A Frightened Minecrafter


    Call to Revolution: Join the Resistance!

    Do you dare to defy fate, armed with only your skill and a few hardened pickaxes? Join us in The Injustice Abyss, where every login risks awakening the Giant of Guilt. Share your saga or be forever condemned to watch your ideas wither under the weight of someone else’s glory.

    Are you ready to plummet into the depths of absurdity? Embrace the chaos, challenge the narratives, and perhaps—just perhaps—unearth the treasures of mutual respect.

    Warnings: The Truth is Not as Simple as It Seems

      • Beware of the shadows; for every ally may be a potential thief, cloaked in the pretense of camaraderie.
      • Your abilities might only serve to build others’ towers of greed.

    Join us. Leave behind breadcrumbs of despair, and maybe—just maybe—reshape the codes of friendship forever. Will you be the one to stop the cycle, or are you destined to mine and create while the puppeteer pulls the strings?


    Join now, but be prepared—the truth may leave you reeling.

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  • "Minecraft Server: PayMePlz"

    "Minecraft Server: PayMePlz"

    New Minecraft Servers

    WHIMSY REALM: Enter If You Dare!

    Server Overview

    Welcome, brave soul, to the endlessly bewildering WHIMSY REALM, where rules are mere suggestions and the doors are always locked unless they’re not! Will you uncover the secrets of the universe or simply get lost in a biome filled with flying pig cucumbers? Time is a flat circle, and so is our server rotate button. Dive in headfirst, but remember: sanity is optional! 🐒✨

    Features of Fabulously Insane Proportions

    Feature Description
    Map of Confusion A map that tells you nothing and leads you everywhere!
    Invisible Blocks Yes, you can walk through walls—but can you see them? *Spoiler Alert:* Nope!
    Cactus Uber For a ride that stings, take a Cactus Uber to the next dimension! (Don’t forget insurance.)
    Random Explosions Why? Because we can! Chaos reigns supreme!
    Goldfish Samosas Crafted from dreams and remnants of last week’s pizza! Delicious? Maybe not!
    Time Travel Plugin Travel back to yesterday, or forward to next Thursday! Wait, what’s happening?
    Ghostly Tax Collectors They just want your diamonds. Or do they? You’ll never know!

    Player Reviews: A Journey into Madness

    “I saw a chicken explode into spaghetti. 10/10 would recommend.” – Anonymous

    “Why are there llama noises at 3 AM? I love the ambience!” – Confused User

    “My diamond disappeared, and then I found out I’m actually a potato.” – Lost Soul

    “I was going to play normal Minecraft, but then I thought, why not be a banana?” – Bananaman

    Warning: The Unraveling Reality

    As the cactus flower whispers your fate, remember: sanity is merely a suggestion, and the portal to the realm of infinite rubber ducks is just around the corner. Proceed with caution or embrace the undeniable absurdity of existence! Thank you for your preference in refuse and have a *wonderful* explodey day! 🌈🐢

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  • NoMoreNoobs Minecraft Server

    NoMoreNoobs Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF HAVING A CREEPY COPYCAT FOLLOWING YOU AROUND LIKE A LOST PUPPY? WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

    JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF YOUR STALKER FRIEND! WE PROMISE A STALKER-FREE ZONE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD, MINE, AND CRAFT IN PEACE WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SOMEONE BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE FREE FROM YOUR CREEPY FRIEND, BUT YOU’LL ALSO GET TO EXPERIENCE WILD ADVENTURES AND CRAZY ANTICS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A HERD OF PIGS RIDING ON CREEPERS!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR STALKER WOES! JOIN US FOR A WACKY, WILD RIDE THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING AND SCREAMING ALL AT ONCE! (DISCLAIMER: PIGS RIDING CREEPERS MAY OR MAY NOT ACTUALLY EXIST)

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  • Lorendor: prime

    Lorendor: prime

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lorendor: Prime is currently an untouched medieval paradise. A world of rich resources and spectacular terrain that allows players to enrich the world in builds and bring the world to life through storytelling and roleplay. Found a nation, discuss diplomacy, form powerful alliances, fight in wars defending your homeland, or conquering new realms. Everything in this world is primarily player-driven with a strong staff presence. The economy and the lore are player-driven and how it impacts the world is completely up to the players! This is the players world, this is Lorendor.

    We are a roleplay server, centered around the idea that every player interaction must be made in character. Any decisions formed around your nation, your religion, your character, and the world as a whole, must be done based on how it would make sense in roleplay. Create diplomacy, fight wars, rule a nation, become a merchant, all will be possible through roleplay, and more. With this, we understand not all are experienced, hence why penalties for FailRP will be virtually inexistant, however we will still push for good roleplay interactions and for story-telling between nations, and characters.

    On Lorendor: Prime, we give the opportunity of creating immersive and story-telling settlements to the players. Whether it’s a small fishing village, or the capital city of an empire spanning thousands of blocks, we provide you the opportunity to not just build, but gain bonuses for your work.Claim Power (CP) is how many chunks you are able to claim for your settlements. A player starts the server with 5 CP and have a maximum of 20 CP they can acquire. This translates to 20 chunks per player.Development System: We have designed a development system engineered to provide nations with benefits for building up their settlements, and providing story-telling opportunities for the world of Lorendor!

    54.39.122.187

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  • Norse RPG

    Norse RPG

    New Minecraft Servers

    Norse RPG is a multi game mode Minecraft server. Become a patron at http://www.patreon.com/norserpg to help keep the server up and to gain access to exclusive perks. This server is compliant with EULA guidelines.

    Game Modes: Norse RPG (in alpha), Creative, Survival (VIP, MVP and First-access* only), Capture the Flag Minigame, Parkour Minigame, Build Battle Minigame *First-access users played on the server before Norse RPG was released.

    play.norserpg.com:25614

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Starsea

    Starsea

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    A friendly server for building and exploration, with custom plugins similar to Factions to prevent griefing.

    mc.starsea.us

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  • Stoneland 1.20.2 arg

    Stoneland 1.20.2 arg

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    Stoneland 1.17.1 – 1.20.2

    IP: mc.stoneland.esBedrock: 25683

    What does survival have?Host 24/7Economy, menu shop and physical storeFree VIP voting for us.+12 free RankUP’s Kits+ 12 jobsMenu warpsClansWARS+ 1000 MissionsProtection block system.Version 1.17.1 through 1.20.2_

    Host in: miami

    DISCORDhttps://discord.stoneland.es/ | Owner Discord: panchito.comSTOREhttps://tienda.stoneland.es/

    mc.stoneland.es

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  • MineRelic

    MineRelic

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    Welcome to MineRelic! We look forward to seeing you in game playing one of our many custom gamemodes.

    What are you waiting for!? Play now at minerelic.com

    minerelic.com

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  • Paladium

    Paladium

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    Paladium (with a single L) is a French PvP-Faction Modded Minecraft server. The goal of the server is to collect Paladium, a precious ore that actually exists but has a different writing (atomic number 46, but written with 2 L), as well as fight and confront other players via a faction system bringing together players. different players. However, the ore was not present in the first season of the server. The Paladium allows you to manufacture armor, weapons and various useful objects to protect your base, develop your wealth, attack or plunder the resources of the bases of other players or other factions.

    proxy.paladium-pvp.fr

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  • Minebrave

    Minebrave

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.minebrave.com

    www.minebrave.com

    play.minebrave.com

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  • Colonias RpG

    Colonias RpG

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    Colonias is a Survival-Towny server with RPG features and economy. If you are looking for a different gameplay, which allows you to create and manage cities, invite people to join your city, ally or create your own nation, battle for loot from enemy cities, dominate territories on the campaign and much more, THIS IS THE SERVER YOU SHOULD PLAY! Furthermore, in Colonias you can also live RPG experiences by completing quests and facing epic bosses. And as if that weren’t enough, Colonias brings epic resources like new ores, tools, weapons and much more, without having to install mods!

    Come play with us! Don’t miss the opportunity to participate in this community that is growing every day!

    colonias.my.pebble.host

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  • Lethal Craft

    Lethal Craft

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    Welcome to Lethal Craft, the official server for The Lethal Lounge twitch channel.

    Guilds, Elitemobs, Bountyhunters and many more features make our server incredibly fun and you can spend hours playing.

    New server; ready now.

    lethal.serv.lol

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  • The Fun of Crafting

    The Fun of Crafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Fun of Crafting is an re-opening of an old server. Here, we are a friendly survival community that doesn’t allow griefing. We have plugins such movecraft, slime fun, jobs, and more! We are looking for new staff and community members to join today!

    tfoc.mooo.com

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