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ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Animals Bred:	49
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Potions Brewed:	111

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

CrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t crash cars, we crash creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!

WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, candid photos, fake fainting, family conflict, family drama, fire alarm, Heartless, medication, NoSisNoBliss, overreacting, pregnancy joke, Promotion, Proposal, romantic proposal, ruined moment, sister, spiked punch, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6191	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Do you ever feel like everyone around you is obsessed with something that just doesn’t make sense to you? Like, why do people love watching videos of cats playing piano or eating tacos upside down? Well, if you’re looking for a place where you can embrace your confusion and join a community of like-minded individuals, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a whole town dedicated to celebrating the most bizarre and nonsensical trends out there. Want to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Go for it! Feel like creating a rollercoaster that only goes backwards? No problem! Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and embrace the weirdness of the world around you.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest and most ridiculous items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireworks? We’ve got it. How about a pet zombie that can breakdance? We’ve got that too. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at popular trends the same way again. So come on in and let your freak flag fly!

ViralCraft: The Internet Shaker

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so epic that it made the entire internet stop and stare in awe. People from all corners of the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of endless adventure and hilarious shenanigans.

But what made this server so special, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And do you know what they did? They started a dance party that lasted for hours, with players from all over joining in on the fun.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant spiders with nothing but a carrot, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Yes, you heard that right – the Ender Dragon is a chess master in disguise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most unforgettable gaming community on the internet. Who knows, you might even discover the next viral video sensation that will change the world forever.

NoGuns4AfD

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4282
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	337	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	4151
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, casual dating, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, DATING, fat, fat shaming, gym progress, hitting the gym, mutual friends, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, Shaming, skinny, skinny shaming, slim guy, tall guys, uninvited guests, weight shaming

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!