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ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

aita, blocked, compliments, education, Friends, Girlfriend, group, hairstyle, higher level, KIND, Liking, Minecraft, ProfBlockers, Professor, Project, Protective, ranting, Server, shy student, social media, teasing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	6971
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	472
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	3252
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.

GazaGriefGone

gaza, gaza conflict, Gaza military operation, Gaza operation, GazaGriefGone, Hostage, hostage recovery, hostage situation, idf, IDF mission, IDF operation, IDF recovers body, Israeli defense forces, Maya Goren, Maya Goren body, Maya Goren hostage, Middle East conflict, military operation, military rescue, recovers body

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	6237
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got the craziest adventures like rescuing hostages in gaza!!! u can be a hero just like the idf and save the day!!! build ur own base and defend it from evil mobs just like the idf defends israel!!! come join the fun and be a part of the action!!!

SchooledInFunMC

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, education, Exams, Experience, Friends, Fun, growing up, homework, learning, life lessons, Memories, Milestones, Nostalgia, realization, Routine, School, SchooledInFunMC, teachers, time flies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3555
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.

we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.

so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?

BingeCraft: Stroke Edition

BingeCraft, Edition, Stroke

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW STUDY DAT SHOWS IF U DRINK LOTS U GET A STROKE BUT DONT WORRY U CAN STILL PLAY MINECRAFT AND HAVE FUN WITH US. WE GOT LOTS OF COOL STUFF LIKE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF. JOIN US AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE STROKE OF LUCK LOL.