Profanity Minecraft Servers

Profanity Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness

    Blocky B*tches Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9938
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dimension Hops: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend to do the dirty work!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

    BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4894
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6739 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4418 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

    But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Heroines R Us Minecraft Server

    Heroines R Us Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2610
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is ranked number one in all the important categories at the prestigious “Kono Light Novel Ga Sugoi! 2025” ranking! We’ve got the best light novel, the best illustrator (Imigi Muru), the best male character (Kazuhiko Nukumizu), and even the second best female character (Anna Yanami)! Join us and become a part of the epic saga of “Too Many Losing Heroines” where you’ll embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • When will this meme end? Minecraft SMP

    When will this meme end? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7584
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 279 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of baby zombies will serenade you with a rendition of “Despacito”. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into flying pigs.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Savory Steam Rises Minecraft Server

    Savory Steam Rises Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3336
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the virtual world is so delicious you can almost taste it! Picture this: savory steam rising from the pixelated landscapes, spices dancing on a warm breeze, and flavor filling your virtual throat as you explore our server.

    Join us for the culinary adventure of a lifetime as you chop down trees with giant forks, mine for diamonds with spatulas, and battle mobs with baguettes. Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the delicious creations being cooked up in our virtual kitchens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that, when discovered, will grant you unlimited food and power. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate culinary treasure?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering landscapes you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re going to need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The SpyCraft Minecraft SMP

    The SpyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 802
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2630 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever because apparently Russia has nukes left for only 2 weeks! Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the virtual world while trying to avoid getting blown up by rogue missiles.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold all our epic PvP battles and build competitions. Who knew that surviving in Minecraft could be so intense?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart both your fellow players and potential nuclear threats. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Space Age Minecraft Server

    Space Age Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6465
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Alien Abductions: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Enchantments Applied: 145
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Villages Defended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server, where you can become the Son of Heaven and rule over all under heaven in the Celestial Empire! We promise you’ll feel like a total boss with a name that goes so hard, even the Chinese Empire would be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come conquer the virtual realm and show everyone who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7530
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1705 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old burgers on your Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because we are serving up some fresh grillin’ edition content that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the latest chapter of DELTARUNE.

    Forget about the old game, we’ve got the new game with progress updates that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the merch – you won’t be able to resist buying it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Undertale/Deltarune text dumps and screenshots for a deep dive into the lore. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our writebins and comicbins for some inspiration.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with burgers, DELTARUNE, and all things Minecraft. It’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eevee Nation

    Eevee Nation
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3690
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Eevee Nation The ultimate Eevee-themed Minecraft survival server, where Cobblemon fans thrive! Explore our expansive 10,000 x 10,000 block world packed with exciting features:

    Custom Biomes: Breathtaking landscapes powered by Terralith, Terrestia, and Realms Unexplored. Xearo’s Minimap: Navigate effortlessly while spotting nearby Pokémon icons. Shiny Alerts: Get precise X,Y,Z locations for shiny and legendary spawns. Lag-Free Gameplay: Skiesclear ensures smooth play with regular mob and item cleanups. Biome-Specific RTP: Instantly teleport to random locations or biomes of your choice. In-Game Economy: Trade and shop easily using Impactor and the GTS system. Lootballs Mod: Discover Pokéball-themed loot boxes scattered across the world. Egg Stat Previews: Strategize breeding with MoreCobblemon tweaks. FTB Ranks: Climb time-based ranks and unlock rewards as you play. Chat Customization: Add flair with colorful emojis and personalized title bars.

    Created solo by Rayneswirlhorn, Eevee Nation is a labor of love. Join our growing community and help shape its future!

    135.148.150.111:50019

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server

    Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8156
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ores Mined: 9150
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might even catch Poko streaming live as he tries to survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trans Minecraft SMP Thinkpad

    Trans Minecraft SMP Thinkpad
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2642
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including your thinkpad coming out as trans! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even inanimate objects are getting in on the action. Who knows what will happen next? Join now for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shenich Minecraft server Minecraft

    Shenich Minecraft server Minecraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3254
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 418
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    ShenichMinecraft

    ShenichYT.aternos.me:14101

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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