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VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

#Intention, Accountability, AMBITION, aspiration, broken commitment, determination, Disappointment, dream, Failure, Goal, Minecraft, missed opportunity, perseverance, personal growth, procrastination, regret, resolution, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, unfulfilled promise, Vow, VowNeverDoneIt, wish

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	146895	Players Killed by Monsters:	882
Votes:	752	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

1am, 1PM, anxiety, creepycraft, Darkness, Day, eerie, fear, fear of the unknown, insomnia, late night, madness, midnight, night, nighttime activities, normal, Routine, Schedule, Sleep, Terrifying, Time, unsettling

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Butterfly Wings Server

butterfly, butterfly effect, cause and effect, chaos theory, dangerous weapon, delicate balance, earth’s dangers, environmental destruction, environmental impact, fragile creatures, fragile ecosystems, global consequences, interconnected world, nature’s power, powerful symbolism, ripple effect, Server, significant impact, small actions, unpredictable outcomes, Wings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Villages Defended:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	4784
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, Eiichiro Oda, emotional, ending, Epic, Fans, Finale, Grand Line, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pieces, pirate king, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, theories

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2682
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

Bank account draining hobbies, Bank account draining pastimes, BankDrainMinecraftSMP, costly hobbies, Costly hobbies to reconsider, Costly hobbies to reduce spending on, Costly hobbies to stop, costly pastimes, expensive hobbies, Expensive hobbies list, Expensive hobbies to avoid, Expensive hobbies to cut back on, Expensive hobbies to give up, Expensive hobbies to limit, Expensive hobbies to quit, Expensive hobbies to rethink, Expensive hobbies to scale back on., expensive pastimes, hobbies, Money draining pastimes, money-draining hobbies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	138
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

communism, communism victims, controversial names, fascism, fascists, Historical figures, historical memory, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, memes, memorial, memorial controversy, memorial removal, Nazi sympathizers, NaziCraft, Nazis, political controversy, political extremism, REMOVE, totalitarian regimes, Victims, Victims of Communism, world war II

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

Adventures, AntiBac, antibiotics, antimicrobial, Bacteria, barnacle, barnacle-inspired, bioengineering, Biofilm, Breaker, design, discovery, human tissue, industrial pipes, infection control, innovation, materials science, medical technology, moorings, new way, Polymer Chemistry, researchers, scientific research, synthetic polymer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!