Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!
Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!
Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is your enemies!
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!
We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!
So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.
So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!
Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
[*The CraftXp Network*] is a small Minecraft server that focuses on core elements of friendly SMP with light quest and exploration themes. We use plugins to highlight and enhance the vanilla-esque play style.
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Our Survival server features include, but are not limited to: ~Customizable Land Protection, ~Opt-in PVP, ~Server Economy, ~Player ranks, ~And more!!
Our ranking system drives players to complete more of the Minecraft advancements, acting as an extra level of challenge for Minecraft veterans, and a guide for new players!
(All ranks must be earned! – NO PAY TO WIN RANKS OR KITS)
As you rank up in game, you will unlock more perks, such as: ~More Land Protection, ~More Homes, ~Kits, ~More Player Shops, ~Special Quests Access, ~And more! Bring on your friends, add members to your land protection, and work your way up to earn the coveted title of [HERO] as you build your own empire here on CraftXp!
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Our server has a developing Adventure hub world where we will be adding content for players to explore and enjoy in an adventure type play style. It is there we will also host events, provide access to quests, and special Realms.
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Test out your build ideas or just flex on other players with your building skills on our Creative super flat world! As players rank up, they will unlock more creative server plots to build on and protect!
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We also have a small Discord community (linked below). Link your discord account to your Minecraft account to get your in game rank reflected on Discord. We also have Discord-Minecraft chat, so players can chat while offline. Linked players can also utilize Discord proximity voice chat in game!
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Our Discord: “https://discord.gg/ZNRq2GQp”, Our YouTube Channel: “https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBRKJbgQzLmoTzGM2TEzI1w?”, Our Twitter: “@CraftXpNetwork”, Our Instagram: “@CraftXpNetwork”, Our Website: “https://www.CraftXp.Net”.
Thank you, and we hope you enjoy your stay on The CraftXp Network! – CraftXp, Ival70, Otterer (The Devs)
Welcome to PTR MC! We are a cracked server that uses a 1:500 earth map to make sure everyone has space to build. We use Slimefun, Movecraft, and Towny to create an enjoyable experience. Along with a nice community, user-friendly interface, and others, we hope you enjoy your time here at PTR MC!
Have any suggestions? We have elections for trusted members of the community, and we listen to user suggestions all the time!
Tired of owners abusing their power? You won’t see that here. This server was founded on the principle of keeping the owner in check and preventing them from exercising tyranny on the majority.
Mad at P2Winners taking over your previous server? That won’t stand here. Here, we abide by the Minecraft EULA, and our server is 100% P2W free.
Xenolith is a project where you can enjoy the game in the form in which it was intended by the developers, without donations affecting the gameplay.
Our project has 2 main divisions:• anarchy, where everything is allowed except cheats• survival without griefing on a private server with whitelist
Servers – classic survival. Let’s not lie, there are simple plugins on the servers, but they do not affect the original gameplay. With us you will not find commands such as /home, /kit start, /tp, /spawn and the like. Creepers and bosses can destroy buildings, endermen can steal blocks, and so on. You create all your movements around the world yourself. For example, the most convenient way to travel long distances is through hell, for this we have developed a special coordinate calculator on our website – http://xenolith.ru/p/calc.html
Regarding the private whitelist server:The server has strict rules regarding PvP, construction, and griefing. Any violator will be blocked, and the damage caused to players will be restored. For this purpose, logs of player actions are kept on the server.
Hey there!
We are an amazing server that is trying to get of the ground! We just offer one game mode which is survival, but we are planning to expand very soon to many more game modes!
Piratelands is a Minecraft Lifesteal SMP server that offers players a unique and thrilling experience. The server is known for its intricate economy system, and exciting combat system. One of the standout features of Piratelands is its Lifesteal plugin, which allows players to steal health from their enemies during combat. This adds an extra layer of strategy to battles, as players must not only focus on inflicting damage but also on protecting themselves from being drained of health. The server’s staff is active and always ready to help players out. The community is friendly and welcoming to new players. The server offers a variety of activities and events, that keep the gameplay engaging and varied. With a thriving economy and a strong sense of community, Piratelands is a great server for players looking for a fun and challenging multiplayer experience.
The server was initially conceived as a techno-magical one with increased survival difficulty.
As development progressed, it acquired new mods, ideas, and craft changes.
The project administration has been carefully selected over time. I, the creator of the project, and my team are committed to maintaining a friendly atmosphere on the server and being as friendly as possible towards adequate players.
The server has many global mods. As you know, the number of mods is directly proportional to the ease of development. On the server, this is compensated by the complication of many crafts and the rebalancing of the hunger mechanism.
