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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5782 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.