LazyCraft: Where we pretend to be productive members of society…but end up building giant potato statues instead!

advice, building, career, Confidence, employment, First Job, GIANT, interview anxiety, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview nerves, job interview tips, Job Search, Job Seeker, LazyCraft, members, nerves, Nervous, Potato, Preparation, PRETEND, Productive, productive member, society, society…but, Statues, success

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of the real world and its boring job interviews? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about job interviews again, because here, the only interview you’ll have is with our friendly villagers who just want to trade with you! Plus, our server is so fun and addicting, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, ditch the real world and join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	201	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Emeralds Found:	7728	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Zaffeine SMP: Where adults drink coffee, play blocks, and pretend to be productive!

Adults, blocks, coffee, Collaborative Gameplay, drink, Engaging Community, Fire Tick Off, hard difficulty, Mature Community, new blocks, Play, PRETEND, Productive, proximity voice chat, small server, smp, Survival, USA Hosted, Whitelisted, Zaffeine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Server Type	Vanilla (no claims, no economy, just vanilla)
Game Mode	Survival
Age Requirement	18+ Whitelist
Voice Chat	Proximity Voice Chat
Minecraft Version	Java 1.20.4
Region	USA East
World Age	Less than 1 month old world
Cost	Free to play
New Features	New 1.21 blocks
Fire Setting	Fire Tick Off

About Zaffeine SMP

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by me, Zaffeine. I am a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. I work a full time job but I am happy to administer and manage the server in my spare time. I have been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod and new 1.21 blocks.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of guidelines for conduct and gameplay that all players must follow. These rules are available on our Discord server.
How do I join the whitelist?	To join the whitelist, please visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the whitelist application channel.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, you may invite friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and are willing to abide by our rules.

The Sanctuary: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend they’re productive members of society. No dynmap allowed though.

Adults, Allowed, application, build team, Community, Discord, Dynmap, ELYTRA, Events, Fresh, hermitcraft, members, Minecraft, Nether Hub, Play, portal room, PRETEND, Productive, proximity chat, Sanctuary, Server, shopping district, smp, society, Staff, Theyre, world border, x-ray

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to the Sanctuary Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features	Details
Dynmap with Pins	15K x 15K World Border with Expansions
No AFK Kick	Players can stay online without getting kicked for being AFK
Active Discord	Community with a ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’
Server Build Team	Applications encouraged from everyone
Frequent Events	Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights, etc.
Beautiful Shopping District	Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans
End Dimension Reset	For Elytra Finding
No Cheating Policy	Every Diamond Mined is checked for X-Ray
Experienced Staff	Active and friendly 5th season staff
Optional Proximity Chat	Enable proximity chat for immersive gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply with the link provided in the Discord where you can fill in a quick application.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic. Just be yourself and show us you’re interested!

Q: Are new players welcome, even if the server has been running for a month?

A: Yes! We’re excited to welcome new players to our community. You won’t feel out of place as we’re all in a new discord and world.

Q: Are there any rules against cheating on the server?

A: Absolutely! We have a strict policy against cheating, and every diamond mined is checked for X-Ray.

Highworlds SMP: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

Adults, blocks, building, Community, Creators, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Engaging, Events, Growing, Highworlds, Innovative, Join, Modpack, Mods, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Productive, Season, smp, storytelling, streamed, streaming, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3177
Animals Bred:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4817
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magic Items Found:	5351	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Alien Abductions:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Active Members	8
Server Type	Hybrid Survival SMP
Community	Highworlds
Content	Content Creators ONLY

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Currently, we are looking for more Content Creators to join our community. Please connect with our server admin team on Discord to express your interest.

2. What is a Hybrid Survival SMP?

Our server has a Hybrid Survival aspect, meaning most aspects are in Survival mode, while others are in Creative mode for building.

3. Are there any restrictions on building and gameplay?

We encourage our members to engage with each other and create their own events or join other member or Admin sanctioned events. However, we do have rules in place to ensure a positive and collaborative environment.

4. How can I join your community?

To join our Creator Community, reach out to our server admin team and current members on our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/dEacJUp4tw

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
New Chunks Explored:	633693	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

play.quivermc.com:30067

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Biomes, Claims, Cross-Play, Custom, Datapacks, Fun Features, Minecraft, Puffton Corporation, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, smp, Spawn, Structures, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Spears Created:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Towns Built:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

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Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, CREEPERS, Dungeons now loading, farmers delight, Forge, FRIENDSHIPS, ftb chunks, FTB Quests, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Simply Swords, Twilight Forest, vinland, wear

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2084	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	752	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	94
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	7113
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Runes Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	1421
Ores Mined:	6648	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	2845
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Productive Minecraft Servers

LazyCraft: Where we pretend to be productive members of society…but end up building giant potato statues instead!

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

Zaffeine SMP: Where adults drink coffee, play blocks, and pretend to be productive!

About Zaffeine SMP

Frequently Asked Questions

The Sanctuary: Where adults play Minecraft and pretend they’re productive members of society. No dynmap allowed though.

Welcome to the Sanctuary Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Highworlds SMP: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

2. What is a Hybrid Survival SMP?

3. Are there any restrictions on building and gameplay?

4. How can I join your community?

QuiverMC

Puffton Corporation SMPs

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

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