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MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	89	Players Killed by Monsters:	6816
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

Chernobyl, deteriorating, Edition, Iaea, International Atomic Energy Agency, nuclear crisis, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, nuclear facility, nuclear inspection, Nuclear monitoring, Nuclear Plant, nuclear power, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear regulations, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nukecraft, radiation, Safety, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine’s nuclear plant

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!

SoapCraft2024

#ethiopia, 2024.., Africa, award, cancer treatment, community impact, global recognition, Healthcare, innovation, inspiration, medical breakthrough, Science, skin cancer, soap, SoapCraft2024, success, Teen, teenage entrepreneur, Time’s Kid of the Year, young inventor

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we got a ethiopia-born teen who developed soap to treat skin cancer on our server and guess what? he just got named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year! how cool is that? u can come hang out with a celeb on our server, build crazy stuff, and maybe even cure some virtual skin cancer while ur at it. so what u waitin for? join now and be part of the coolest minecraft server in the universe!

JellyBellyCraft

Addictive, Blindfolded, candy, Colorful, Dark, Fruity, Fun, Game, guessing game, indulgence, Jelly Bellys, JellyBellyCraft, Risky, russian roulette, sensory experience, snack, sugar rush, surprise flavors, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	121	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!

First off, we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. You’ll be dancing your blocky butt off until the sun comes up, literally, cuz we don’t believe in day and night cycles here.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that do stand-up comedy, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a fairy tale on steroids, I tell ya.

But the real reason you gotta join this server is for the Jelly Bellys. We’ve got a whole room filled with ’em, but here’s the catch – some of ’em taste like dirt and socks. It’s like playing candy Russian roulette, but with a side of danger and a whole lot of laughs.

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few too many Jelly Bellys. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Heart SMP: Where even the mobs have relationship drama

Adventure, advertisement, BROKE, Community, Drama, Exploring, Friends, Gaming, Griefing, HACKING, Heart, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Peace, Pigman, Raiding, relationship, rules, Sandbox, Server, smp, Spamming, stealing, Survival, zombie

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	5373	Dragon Eggs Found:	3748
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Server Description	Welcome to a place free of judgement, where you can be yourself and have fun without restrictions.
Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	No Cheating = Perma Ban

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the rules of the server?	The only rule is no cheating. Anyone caught cheating will be permanently banned.
Can I grief and steal on this server?	Yes, you are free to grief, steal, and raid other players. However, keep in mind that cooperation and teamwork are also encouraged.
Is this an anarchy server?	Yes, this server operates on anarchy principles where players are free to do as they please, as long as they do not cheat or disrupt the gameplay for others.
Is the server suitable for children?	No, this server is marked as NSFW and not recommended for children. Parents should exercise caution.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, awareness campaign, Conflict, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, education, European countries, Geopolitics, Global Issues, ignorance, international relations, knowledge, learning, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ores Mined:	3040
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

Are you tired of living under a rock like Patrick Star? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be transported to a world where Ukraine is the only country that exists! That’s right, forget about boring old Earth, come join us in the land of Ukraine where the only currency is potatoes and the national anthem is a remix of Despacito.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle giant radioactive chickens, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudnik. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pierogi, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in Ukraine on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world unlike any other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional potato shortage).

SubwayCitySMP – ”’Minecart Metro Madness”’

accessibility, city, city development, city infrastructure, city life, commuting, convenience, madness, mass transit, metro, Metro System, metropolitan area, Minecart, public transit, public transportation, Subway, Subway System, SubwayCitySMP, train system, transportation infrastructure, travel, Underground, urban living, Urban planning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	6617	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of living in a city with a boring old subway system that just takes you from point A to point B? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where our subway system is not only functional, but also filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

NeighborSnitch Minecraft Server

Evidence, Minecraft, neighbor accusation, neighbor apology, neighbor communication, neighbor complaint, neighbor conflict, neighbor confrontation, neighbor dispute, neighbor dispute resolution, neighbor misunderstanding, neighbor package delivery, neighbor package retrieval, NeighborSnitch, package delivery, package delivery error, package delivery mix up, package investigation, package theft, postal worker, security footage, Server, theft accusation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Farms Harvested:	786	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, playing on this epic Minecraft server, when suddenly a postal worker shows up at your virtual door demanding evidence of a missing package. Turns out, your in-game neighbor has been pulling a sneaky move, claiming packages never arrived when they actually did. The drama unfolds as you whip out your security footage (yes, your Minecraft house has security cameras) proving your neighbor’s guilt. The postal worker is shook, the neighbor is caught red-handed, and you? You’re hailed as the hero of the server for exposing the package-stealing villain next door. Join our server for more wild adventures and unexpected twists like this – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

BioMumNoThanksDNA

adoption, biological brother, biological family, biological mother, BioMumNoThanksDNA, compromise, discomfort, dna testing, emotional, genetic history, INFORMATION, IRL meeting, medical history, mind games, neglect, OVERWHELMING, phone call, relationship, reunion, social services, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure like no other, where you can mine, build, and survive in a world full of surprises. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question reality just like finding out you’re actually adopted at the age of 24!

Imagine the drama of reconnecting with your long-lost biological family, only to realize you’d rather fight off a horde of zombies in Minecraft than have a heart-to-heart conversation with them. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual block-building mixed with the emotional rollercoaster of a family reunion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

$69 Life Changer SMP

affordable, Affordable Luxury, Budget, Buy, changer, cost effective, game changer, Impactful, inexpensive, Investment, item, less than $69, Life, life changing, must have, practical, Purchase, smp, Transformational, under $69, under budget, useful, valuable

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchantments Applied:	226
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	7060
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to buy a life-changing item for less than $69 – what could it be, you ask? How about a magical pickaxe that turns dirt into diamonds? Or maybe a potion that lets you ride a flying pig? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearsome ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of riches beyond your wildest dreams. And let’s not forget about the mysterious portal that leads to a land of endless cake – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get stuck in a sugar coma!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonders!