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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 262 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 236 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
so, u want to join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself would be jealous.
u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.
