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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4760 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 329 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
LOL COME JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE PIXELS BE POPPIN’ AND THE CREEPERS BE CREEPIN’! WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN YOUR MOMMA’S ATTITUDE AND CAVES DEEPER THAN YOUR EX’S REGRETS!
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!
