Join this server and experience the music of the blocks like never before.
You’ll be mining and crafting to the sickest beats while wondering why you ever wasted time watching those boring vtubers.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never look back at those virtual singers again.
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Imagine mining diamonds while listening to EONIA, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Reina Sun, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, Shee Icho, Felynne deRouge, Kaya Nishikino, Yuno Hanaki, Hiyori Mokami, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Meimi Majokko, Navina Nova, and Tomoe Carmine. It’s like a virtual dream come true!
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PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!
SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!
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