Product Safety MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

FT reports, legal responsibility, consumer protection, supply chain, Unsafe

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

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UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

outdated safety standards, safety failures, debunked safety claims, overlooked hazards, health risks

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

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CraftyCritterz

ethical beauty, CraftyCritterz, makeup, animal-free testing, animal experimentation

So, like, come join our server, where we have, like, the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you can imagine! We have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips, it’s totally insane, dude!

Once, this player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a talking chicken who only spoke in riddles. And another time, a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and ended in a pool of rainbow water. It was, like, totally epic!

And, like, did you know that our server is the only place where you can find a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours? It’s, like, the craziest thing ever!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so, like, what are you waiting for? Join now!

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CraftyAmazonRecall

e commerce, consumer safety, CraftyAmazonRecall, consumer education, consumer protection

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.

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MommaCraft – Keep Out!

overstepping, relationships, anxiety, Boundaries, DATING

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

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AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

UNUSUAL, odd, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, Airport, Surprising

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

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LoveCraftedLlamas

non-traditional relationships, love knows no rules, love is love, defying expectations, relationships

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

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DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, media manipulation, Propaganda, Deception, disinformation space

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

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Putin’sWarCraftEU

Tension, reeling, War, world news, political turmoil

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

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HotPixel vs SmartBlock

physical appearance, societal norms, long-term relationships, Decision making, SmartBlock

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

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